Why are these all in chronological order except 12 and 28-30?

Newsome probably uses lube. Not just on his hair

Plot twist, she actually just can't fit into those jeans anymore and this was a convenient excuse to get rid of them

Fresh fruits and vegetables are really cheap; protein is what's expensive. I'd rather we severely restrict SNAP to just fruits, vegetables, and meat, maybe some breads, but not raise the amount. The obesity epidemic would evaporate

Probably has a deal with a local chiropractor