It was like the longest "I quit" speech ever, longer than Biden's probably, and even duller and more mumbling than Bill Clinton, if that could be even imagined possible.
I actually had much of Clinton's speech in the DNC Convention on the other night, it was like a flashback to 1988. I kept zoning out. I've probably been PTSD'd since back then.
I really can't express how much I've disliked Clinton since 88. Really, I can't. Not because I can't find the words, but because I'll probably get another 48 for insulting him too just like I got one for insulting Trump. Bill, as we all know, has always been a Republican in disguise. So, yeah, he's protected round these parts.