Donald Trump, Lebron James, the Pope, a mother of 6, and Tom Hanks are on a plane when the cockpit is struck and the plane starts to go down.
As they search for parachutes they discover they are one short.
Before anyone can say anything Tom Hanks grabs a pack and jumps, giving everyone the finger.
The Pope says "madam, you have 6 children at home, take a pack and go", and she went.
He turns to Donald Trump, "you were the greatest president America ever had and her only hope for salvation", and he went, crying.
Lastly he turns to Lebron and says, "so many young impressionable minds look up to you, take a pack and go, the Lord will guide me.
Lebron smiles and says "That f**kin idiot Tom Hanks grabbed my gym bag instead of a parachute, let’s go".
And the Pope replied, "I’ve always liked your version best King James."