The last pic should read:
Can’t you see I am a victim of political repression because my government want to lock me up forever. You must let me in because I am a political refugee.
HOW LIBERALS THINK MOVIE AUDIENCES WORK; "I wanted to watch Lord of the Rings, but none of the Hobbits are Black! Don't they know we can't understand movies without black actors?"; HOW LIBERALS THINK BUYING A GUN WORKS; "I want an AK-47 with 2,000 armor-piercing rounds please. Do you have any maps of nearby high schools?"; "Maps are $15.99. Would you like to upgrade to full-auto and a silencer for only $55 more?"; HOW LIBERALS THINK GAS STOVES WORK; "Sorry hon, I spilled a little premium here when I was refueling the stove."; HOW LIBERALS THINK ILLEGAL IMMIGRATION WORKS; "As you can see, I am clearly a successful brain surgeon with decades of experience. I can't save lives if you stop me at the border!"