Rare Trump L.

Keep the penny.

I mean, if I had had MY nomination stolen, I'd be happy the thief lost, too!

Funny how they could find it in themselves to tap Trump's phones, perpetuate the Russia myth, lie about the hunter Biden laptop, raid Trump's house...

And yet can't unlock a 20-year-old's iPhone. Strange, isn't it?

I can just imagine him trying a last ditch attempt to win the youth vote...

"Back in Scranton, South Dakota-

(Mr. President, you mean Pennsylvania)

"Yeah, Bangladesh, that's what I said. Anyway...

(Campaign staffer gives up)

"...back in those days Cornpop and his gang... y'usa'.. use uh.. used t' call me the skdibididi rizzler, man. Not a joke!"

(Staffer tries to lead him off stage)

"Yeah, my sigma gyatt was so fanum tax of Gramp-Unc-Grumple Finnegan, Jack! *whispering* And Kai Cenat said so too."

From the article:
" Though Biden faces a maximum of 25 years in prison for the three counts, the judge has a menu of other sentencing options short of prison, including probation, home detention or even a curfew."