These memes make themselves...

Sure, just like these all weren’t hoaxes

https://nypost.com/2021/11/12/50-years-of-predictions-that-the-climate-apocalypse-is-nigh/amp/

The names don't agree either, that's why "Global Warming," after peaking in 1999 got changed to "Climate Change" after temps suddenly returned to 1970s Ice Age Cometh levels 2000 and after. Things have gone up, down, all around, fitting a name that by defintion can't never be wrong regardless which way the weather turns.

Last year, after the world practically stopped, we had record highs. Funny that the carbon decided to cook when its anthropogenic release drastically dipped.

Same as with the chart there. Granted, heat waves - not average year round temps, but still indicators of trends. Things were roasting in the 1930s, must've been the highways clogged with cars and pre-TVA air conditioners and refrigerators during the Dust Bowl as the Great Depression roared on.

I was supposed to be growing banana trees outside for a decade now.

"Last year, after the world practically stopped, we had record highs. Funny that the carbon decided to cook when its anthropogenic release drastically dipped."

Even though the amount of CO2 in the atmosphere hasn't been increasing as rapidly, as far as I'm aware it is still increasing. Also, even if it were to suddenly stop increasing, temperatures would still increase for a while before starting to level off. If you're in a car going down the road and you put it into neutral, you're not going to come to a sudden stop right away.

If you were in a car and changed lanes, you leave a gap which fills with air, not a vacuum devoid of it.

Just like everytime we hear of Europe broiling in the summer in ways they're not used to seeing (since the Medieval Warming Period, anyways), we hear pips about Africa being cooler than normal. Of course when confronted with this, the data fudgers claim the jet stream causing these fluctuations in temps north and south are being impacted by Climate Change.

And that's the beauty of it, a giant asteroid can smack the moon out of orbit causing volcanic activity to slow over time, and the resulting cooling as CO2 no longer is getting pumped by them into the atmosphere will still fall under Climate Change, just as it would if the sun super novas and Earth turns liquid.

https://theconversation.com/southern-africas-summer-has-been-wetter-than-normal-heres-why-176487

"a giant asteroid can smack the moon out of orbit causing volcanic activity to slow over time, and the resulting cooling as CO2 no longer is getting pumped by them into the atmosphere will still fall under Climate Change"

I'm pretty sure this isn't your main point, and I'm not trying to be nitpicky, but I learned recently that increased volcanic activity is what tends to produce a decrease in global temperatures, because the resulting debris in the atmosphere blocks out more sunlight. When volcanic activity subsides, that contributes to warming temps.

That's what probably killed off most of the dinosaurs in the Cretaceous-Paleogene extinction event aboit 66 mya

Cooling would be from volcanic ash, aerosals, sulphur gas... in the short term, also depending on the type of volcano, as a lava flowing one would produce less of them than a pyroclastic one like Mt St Helens.

Should the lava keep flowing over time, like those that produced the Siberian or the Deccan Traps (the former spanning millions of years and causing the Permian Extinction, subsequently giving rise to the dinosaurs, the latter hundreds of thousands, and witnessing their demise), carbon released into the atmosphere causes a temparature rise.

The problem with a global winter or cooling event 65 million years ago is that far more sensitive and prone creatures like amphibians as well as crocodilians, etc, survived. It's not like tropical plants such as tree ferns and cycads just waited out a million years then started growing again. Crocodilian sex is determined by temperature, cooler producing more females, warmer, males. So dinosaurs going extinct due to rising temps might have been from similar.

The moon exerts tidal forces on the mantle, the churning provides for volcanism and thus the release of CO2, etc. Remove the moon, and plate techtonics and volcanoes, as well as Earth's magnetic field, cease. CO2 (and other gases) is being expelled into space at a significant rate (this was discovered a few years by infrared images taken by satellites of the edge of the atmosphere from the darkening side as the Earth turned). So no volcanos means cooling temps over time,,,

Yes, it’s called summer.

And I have fun in summer

Doesn’t everyone