To the death

Me: *gets a spinning blade*

THE HOLY SOLDIER

*loud popping noises*

*starts loading ray gun*

That master of the balloons at last we've found him

SO HES THE ONE ATTACKING THE MONKEYS WITH BALLOONS!!! I SHALL REVEAL HIS LOCATION TO THE MONKEYS AND WE SHALL DESTROY HIM!!!

Yes we shall take our revenge!!!

*begins playing darts but not at the dartboard*

*BTD6 theme intensifies*

*throws a box of thumbtacks at you*

I’m jus gonna throw a potted cactus at this mf an watch him cry

r/bossfight

the clowns' son when its bring your son to work day

Woah

r/Crackheadscraigslist

Diamond Armor

I put "Balloon Knight" in the templates if you can think of a better caption 😊