Ok, well, I probably can't convince you to stay away from the Internet, so I'm just gonna warn you, be very careful out here. Like, I cannot stress enough how careful you have to be on the Internet. Do not trust anyone, don't let it take time away from your social life, and stay away from any person that tries to bully you (don't fight back, just stay away), stay away from anyone asking for money for ANY reason, even if and if you ever see porn, GET OUT immediately.
Sorry if I sound like a bossy adult, just know that you'll appreciate the advice when you're older.
Yeees! Thank you!! I know you wrote this literally 10 years ago, but thank you!!
EVERY SINGLE time they play the canned message, they make the hold music cut out so that you think they're about to answer! Whoever decided that needs to be fired. Then fired at. With a cannon.