The rule is "After you've WON 2 terms, you can't run again". Grover cleveland ran 3 times, and won the first and third, but lost the second. If it works for a Democrat, it'll work for a Republican.

We need all that lube, 'cause we gonna get f***ed!

They changed the definition of crime, and still the numbers showed our blue cities are warzones, so they still had to fudge the numbers.

What the f**k is the rain tax?

They actually have a kind of "intranet". They use normal internet technologies, but they keep it from interacting with the wider internet. Oddly enough, google is allowed, despite the fact you can't look up "freedom".