Reminds me of the Calvin and Hobbes strip. (For anyone who doesn't know, just search "Calvin and Hobbes hamburger".)

It's pronounced Doo-mahs, you dumas.

Gas is often accompanied by excrement. So why are you surprised?

Well, one question: Did you drop the phone on your chest when lying on your bed?

People are considered offensive to me. Please keep all people far away from me.