It's pronounced Doo-mahs, you dumas.

Gas is often accompanied by excrement. So why are you surprised?

Well, one question: Did you drop the phone on your chest when lying on your bed?

People are considered offensive to me. Please keep all people far away from me.

In fairness to the CEO(?), that last comment wasn't even a suggestion. The first two, while stupid, provide some direction. The last one was a vague comment. If he gave anything more concrete (say, the opposite of the first two, but Disney wouldn't do that), then it'd be useful.