Santa

I blame the spy elves.

Santa Claus is the best stalker on Earth. He watches you when you sleep and while you’re awake. He’s never caught. He leaves “gifts” when he breaks into your house. Sometimes it’s coal if he doesn’t like what you’re doing.

He’s always watching…

Is not uncommon for a kidnapper to leave their calling card. Wait

Facts

Santa is the ultimate Karen

He doesn't even need to ask for the manager

Fr

lol

I found your aunt

Did You Forget That He Breaks An Entry

Makes me feel better about myself.

Wtf yeah

Ungrateful little sh-

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Facts

uh- ... true.

Yes

"He's making a list, checking it twice. Knowing who's naughty and knowing who's nice.

that's not how it goes.
It goes like this:
Hee's making a list, checking it twice, he's sending naughty ones an explosive device

Bruh lmfaoooooo

The naughty list and the good list don't exist, it's just how much do you your parents love you enough to buy you the gifts you get the Christmas tree on Christmas

Dude, stop. We know ok? But as I said already there are kids on here who still do believe.

True, but we were just joking, and we would like to keep it as a joke

Bro don't be the one to ruin Christmas for other people and stop

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I mean, technically one could use coal to make an explosive device. However, if Santa really wants to nurture my bomb-making skills, he has to send me gunpowder as well, 'cause the only thing i've managed to make so far is a steam-powered planetary death cannon.

can i upvote twice

Thanks so much!