Nuclear fusion is responsible for Hiroshima.

And no, hijackers, are not pilots. Yeah they know how to fly a plane, but that’s like saying a bank robber runs the vault, he knows how to open it, but he doesn’t work at the bank.

Ok? That’s 4 planes each with presumably two pilots so 4x2=8, thus there is an 8 in, like, 8 billion chance that he was affected. I think.

Actually they CLEARLY, saw it coming.

There was a fourth pizza, but it was so late the pizza was tired of their shit and got up and started fighting, delivering the pizza to a random field, and also on fire. I mean, they were all on fire but…