I always thought clowns were creepy, now I'm sure.

You're half right. Murder is Def Ned by law. If you get an abortion and it's against the law, you're murdering a child. However, you're still allowing someone to kill your unborn child. An accomplice to a killer.

Excusing the murder of innocent children???

SMHID!!!!!

How many funny and successful liberal comedians can you name?

All of them, last anyone checked?

Easy, here's one for starters, your turn. Liberals are too concerned about being politically correct to be funny and their audiences are too busy looking for ways to be offended to laugh.

Just because he's profiting off the controversy against the woke, doesn't make him conservative.

It really is kinda pointless. The better question would be to name a current funny and successful comedian.

Yea they don't exist, comedy is pretty dead.

As long as it’s better than the crap the leftist “comedians” are putting out, I don’t care what Chappelle’s politics are.

Matt Stone, Trey Parker, Mike Judge.
FYI, Jerry Seinfeld and Eddie Murphy no longer do college campuses due to the SJW crowd.

As Greg Gufield put it - "The Daily Show uses a 'Laugh Now' sign. I never used one on my show."

Greg Gutfeld! I was about to name him to Syd above, then I realized he's now just a routine Fox commentator who lost his touch when he became Mr Seriouso on The Five.

As if a laugh sign was not what Bill Schultz and the daily panel of Red Eye was, or rather, laugh track, as their guffaws did work in that capacity - although the show WAS legitimately funny before the advent of The Five.

I tried watching his Saturday show a cpl of yrs ago because someone here told me he went back to form on it, but it was more like Greg Gutfeld doing a really lame imitation of Greg Gutfeld. He even pauses and looks at the mini audience to cue them in when it's punchline time.
So sad, he should just stick with his sour and dour schtick on The Five and let the old genius Greg of yore rest in our memories.

Tim Allen, Dave Chappelle, Adam Sandler, Bob Hope, Johnny Carson, Jeff Foxworthy, Jeff Dunham, Richard Prior, Larry the Cable Guy, Dennis Miller, Norm McDonald, David Spade

Pretty sure many of those people brought a boat ton of money Comedy Central and/or HBO whenever they did a stand up special. IMO, Jeff Dunham saved Comedy Central with his specials.

Some are dead - but all were conservatives. Voted conservative too.

Lots, but I am sure that you cannot.

That guy who used to yell so loud in the 80s no one could understand him, ahh, Sam Kinison?

Don Rickles, when being racist was still cool (unless I was too young then to get the satire then)?

Jeff Foxworthy 'cause he was totally not ridiculing Rednecks at all when he ridiculed them?

I thought you said abortions today have nothing to do with bible stories written thousands of years ago you said my meme was a strawman. Or is that only if someone else makes that connection?

See your comment to me below: strawman

I offered to discuss this with you in a civil manner, you have no intention to hear us out but continually misinterpret and mischaracterise a being you can't stand to see anyone acknowledge because you hate Him so much. Can you tell me is any act of God done spontaneously, without reason, He just arbitrarily kills people for no reason?

don't try to debate satan

No. You just his tool.

yet here you are- doing his bid.

ROFLMAO!!!!

God only punishes those who defiantly break His commandments, the 10 commandments are there for man's protection. Did God ever give man multiple chances and warnings before inflicting punishment? Show me examples of this not being the case.

It kinda like

"Don't do this"
"No"
"I'm telling you not to"
"no way"
"last chance"
"nah"

And that is how Saul died

Pretty much. Humankind are like spoiled children who just won't learn from their mistakes.
God: don't touch that hot stove you'll burn yourself
Humans: dance on hot stove then blames God for getting burned
God: ok what if I make a rule Thou shalt not touch a hot stove otherwise there will be a punishment
Humans: oh my God you're such a tyrannical murderous being, I'm just gonna pretend you don't exist
Continues to dance on hot stove.

Sabbath, were've you been, we don't observe the Sabbath - Yahweh's day of rest - we honor Sol Invictus day!

SMHID!!!

At first glance no it doesn't seem like a just punishment, but his act indicates a defiant attitude toward God and the commandment to do no work in the Sabbath. It wasn't like people were just killed outright, there was due process, there were judges who consulted with eachother based on laws which were clearly laid out for generations. I'm not arrogant enough to put God on trial for inflicting punishments for actions he very clearly indicated were wrong because He knows the situation of these people who lived thousands of years ago better than I. Also why the obsession with the old Testament? Jesus came to change the old law and made living a christian life much simpler than following a myriad of laws that just applied to a specific group of people.

False.
Jesus came to FULFILL GOD'S law, not abolish it so it can be replaced by that of the vile Roman pagan corrupting heathens that arrested, tortured, ridiculed, spat upon, and killed him.

- Or so the Book says,,,

SMHID!!!

The Eternal needs his rest, ya know.

Easy now, don't want to get the Red Staters all tingly with their idol who inspired FDR to wire up and pave the streets of their Third World -level dust heaps.

SMHID!!!

You could say a judge in a court of law is guilty of premeditation and murder for deciding a man should get the death penalty for his crimes?

Pretty sure state-sanctioned murder is still murder.

So then God giving the death penalty for broken laws isn't murder either. Glad we cleared that up.

Bless your little heart, I'm praying for you. ❤

Just like that OM is anti abortion

Right on queue.

nice icon!

Thanks! Christian and not afraid of show it!

Totally 😉

You literally brought up God on a meme about abortion. strawman

It's a meme site, exaggeration is part of the game, I never mentioned you by name, just like you didn't mention any specific conservative when you claimed we said we're all going to die because a transgender wants to use a bathroom.

But you do believe abortion is a women's right, amarite?

Well, you'd know, huh???

SMH LOL!!!!

Glad to see you finally acknowledge the existence of God.

(sorry, can't upvote you for shitting on my creator)

hint: he doesn't. he's trolling.
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So you say he doesn't exist but also claim he killed thousands of babies on purpose?

Athiest logic

So do you admit that they are legit?

God created and he has every right to destroy his creation if he needs to. What man has no right to do is destroy his creation. We aren't God and we aren't the creators of all life. Once man begins to think he is God, there will be problems.

He thinks by inserting the word baby into every accusation against God somehow that makes him more morally righteous because babies today apparently don't matter.

Babies DO matter - at least according to the way he's using it.
By using it in an emotionally charged manner meant to carry or at least inspire more gravity, babies matter, fetusus not so much. That's the intention as applied to the case of abortion or to the Bible, an appeal to emotion cloaked under semantics slight of hand,,,

SMH LOL!!!

If you don't call it a baby then yes according to liberals

Bless your little heart, I'm praying for you. 🙏

Prove it.

Nice taking all those examples out of context:
Did God give any sort of warning or headsup before these events?

Noah was ridiculed for the entire weeks or months he spent building the ark, and preparing for the flood, you don't think people had a chance to change?

Egypt, Pharoah was such a nice guy enslaving the Israelites for hundreds of years and refusing to let them go free despite numerous chances the 10 plagues wasn't enough warning?

Those tribes and towns participated in worship of false gods that included human mutilation and sacrifice.

Try reading the entire story next time.

Also try looking up all the numerous times God could have punished mankind but didn't. Nineveh for starters- Jonah actually got angry with God for not blasting them off the face of the earth because they decided to change their ways.

daddy issues & projection thereof.

absent fathers → God doesn't exist.
abusive fathers → God is a monster.

Bless your little heart, I'm praying for you. 🙏

Here is a partial answer to many of your questions...We don't know why God does many things, we also sometimes why he partially does things, but not the whole. We have to trust that he did it for good. Now, you as an athiest and God hater, will say the opposite, but since you are arguing from the confines of Christianity, you cannot argue certain things, like God's intention (from a place of lack of understanding).

"Those babies." well, in terms of the standpoint of the Bible, those babies had mounds of generational sin. Many of them would have had generational demons and curses. Now, since the babies were not at the point of knowledge, they are with God.

"It's a common misconception." YOU, an athiest telling Christians what is a misconception. l.o.l
Yes, Noah did warn the people for many years of the coming flood, and until the flood was drowning the people, they scoffed at him. He was an outcast.

He killed the firstborn males just as Pharaoh killed the Israelites babies at a certain age. God was directly punishing Pharaoh for his actions..."Killing a bunch of little kids" is not seeing this chapter through the eyes of what is eternal. Now, the angel of death killed those kids, however, it was their parent's fault. They did not obey, and paint the blood of a lamb over their doorways (symbolization).

Obviously with a poor exegesis.

"That's no excuse. That's like a domestic abuser saying "think of all the times I could've broken your jaw but didn't. Doesn't that make me such a nice guy?"

You are assuming the very thing you are trying to prove. God would be the domestic abuser, except that is what you are trying to prove.
Now, the many times when God spared a filthy nation from His wrath were ones where God's love is displayed (even though there are many other ways that his love is displayed). For example, in Sodom, God saved the righteous from hellfire. The filthy, pedophiles, molesters, and other sexually immoral were destroyed, and rightly so.

Read that passage: https://www.biblestudytools.com/bible-stories/sodom-and-gomorrah.html

Ok since you're so much wiser and know more than God himself and understand all of history back thousands of years, tell us how you would do a better job at creating and running the universe. Tell us how you would ignore atrocities done by mankind tell us how you would treat men who live honorably the same as men who lived hatefully, tell us how just that is. Go ahead and keep blaming God for all the evils of the world and complain that he doesn't do anything to end evil while painting him as a monster for doing something about evil. Go ahead. SMH. Your arrogance is unbelievable.

ROFLMAO!!!!

Here is a partial answer to many of your questions...We don't know why God does many things, we also sometimes why he partially does things, but not the whole. We have to trust that he did it for good. Now, you as an athiest and God hater, will say the opposite, but since you are arguing from the confines of Christianity, you cannot argue certain things, like God's intention (from a place of lack of understanding).

"Those babies." well, in terms of the standpoint of the Bible, those babies had mounds of generational sin. Many of them would have had generational demons and curses. Now, since the babies were not at the point of knowledge, they are with God.

"It's a common misconception." YOU, an atheist telling Christians what is a misconception. l.o.l
Yes, Noah did warn the people for many years of the coming flood, and until the flood was drowning the people, they scoffed at him. He was an outcast.

He killed the firstborn males just as Pharaoh killed the Israelites babies at a certain age. God was directly punishing Pharaoh for his actions..."Killing a bunch of little kids" is not seeing this chapter through the eyes of what is eternal. Now, the angel of death killed those kids, however, it was their parent's fault. They did not obey, and paint the blood of a lamb over their doorways (symbolization).

Obviously with a poor exegesis.

"That's no excuse. That's like a domestic abuser saying "think of all the times I could've broken your jaw but didn't. Doesn't that make me such a nice guy?"

You are assuming the very thing you are trying to prove. God would be the domestic abuser, except that is what you are trying to prove.
Now, the many times when God spared a filthy nation from His wrath were ones where God's love is displayed (even though there are many other ways that his love is displayed). For example, in Sodom, God saved the righteous from hellfire. The filthy, pedophiles, molesters, and other sexually immoral were destroyed, and rightly so.

Read that passage: https://www.biblestudytools.com/bible-stories/sodom-and-gomorrah.html