https://www.cbsnews.com/news/cops-sc-woman-stabbed-spouse-with-ceramic-squirrel-over-beer/

South Carolina

and it's over beer too

Maybe the wife and the squirrel cooperated to stab the husband?

Wife, with squirrel, stabs husband.

Conspiracy to stab

Haha funny much funny

It was actually a ceramic squirrel

The husband didn’t buy any beer so the wife stabbed him with a squirrel

this has florida written all over it

When squirrels die, they are actually really stiff. I because I had to get one off my yard

Kratos main weapons are called the Blades of Chaos. 😡

I forgot the Blades of Exile were a thing in GoW3 so never mind, you kinda had it right except Kratos ditched those weapons to beat Zeus to death with his bare hands.

dude this is hilarious i woke up checked imgflip and found this it made me laugh so hard. and if you want to we are 1 follower away to 10 and it would mean the world to me

Florida woman

She’s looking like she’s saying
“Bet you’ve never seen that one before” with that smirk on her face.

oh i looked it up, it was a ceramic squirrel XD, still kinda weird tho

time to negotiate the second great truce of 3:30 am. follow goes to the first person who can identify the reference, and bonus points for the quote that was said after "great truce of 3:30 am".

squirrel knife

crap didnt mean to make this nsfw