https://www.cbsnews.com/news/cops-sc-woman-stabbed-spouse-with-ceramic-squirrel-over-beer/

South Carolina

and it's over beer too

Maybe the wife and the squirrel cooperated to stab the husband?

Wife, with squirrel, stabs husband.

Conspiracy to stab

Haha funny much funny

It was actually a ceramic squirrel

The husband didn’t buy any beer so the wife stabbed him with a squirrel

this has florida written all over it

When squirrels die, they are actually really stiff. I because I had to get one off my yard

Kratos main weapons are called the Blades of Chaos. 😡

I forgot the Blades of Exile were a thing in GoW3 so never mind, you kinda had it right except Kratos ditched those weapons to beat Zeus to death with his bare hands.

Florida woman

She’s looking like she’s saying
“Bet you’ve never seen that one before” with that smirk on her face.

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It's traumatized

it tasted human flesh

chain time

2 chain

also, one of your chain breaks didn't even break the chain

yes