My son is the exact same way (and his paychecks suck donkey you-know-what!)

Coming from someone who was almost one of the combatants of one: you are a lucky individual. I hope you stay that way.!

You get an upvote meme simply for replacing that nauseatingly stupid "Too Damn Annoying" meme that was at the top!.

Then you should have a neighbor do your Walmart shopping for you.

If your parents make you do things TO YOURSELF, they need to be reported to the nearest Child Services Representative!