I thought you republicans believe that the civil war had nothing to do with slavery. FFS, Abraham Lincoln himself said that he wanted universal healthcare. Even in the Confederate anthem, "Dixie", there was a vulgar lyric implying that sexual harassment (which modern-day Republicans perceive as harmless flirting) was more accepted in the CSA, and that therefore, the Republicans were the feminists, lest we forget Theodore Roosevelt, who was known for being a trust-buster. Here's the lyric:
Old Missus marry Will-de-weaber,
Willium was a gay deceaber; Look away! Look away! Look away! Dixie Land.
But when he put his arm around ‘er
Smiled as fierce as a forty-pounder,
Look away! Look away! Look away! Dixie Land.