As in "Why do married men die younger than single men? Because they want to "

So if two branches of government, for political reasons only, use their power to spy on the other branch, that isn't a conspiracy? Only a new York or Washington DC jury would let them off on this one.

What is your definition of conspiring?

You mispronounced dick eater

Didn't know that was offered. Also don't know what it entails.