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1,165 views 59 upvotes Made by tarotfairy 6 years ago in politics
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Futurama Fry Meme | SO YOU FEAR A RELIGION, JUST BECAUSE THERE ARE A GROUP OF NUTJOBS WHO TAKE IT TOO FAR? | image tagged in memes,futurama fry | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
It is Islamophobia to just assume every single Muslim is out to get you.
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Every single Muslim is supposed to believe in the Koran...A book that repeatedly calls for its' followers to KILL all who do not believe in Islam.
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Read the Koran, The Muslim Brotherhood Manifesto and get back to me. Do you think they are kidding when they chant "Death to America?"
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But to judge every muslim because of a bunch of extremists is prejudice. I understand why anyone would feel a little wary, but to straight out say that all muslims are American-hating Islamic extemists is straight up wrong.
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Find me one that will decry Sharia law. Just one.
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Read the book; The Gift of Fear.
0 ups, 5y,
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Have you read the Koran, Sharia law? The manifest of the Muslim Brotherhood?
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0 ups, 5y
There's a manifesto? And, is the Muslim Brotherhood a small organisation or "LITTERRALIE EVARY MOOSLUM!"
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My apologies. It's the pink ponies, Unicorns, and rainbows in your memes that threw me off. I'm pleased that you identify as a heterosexual male.
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6 ups, 6y,
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I don't care. You aren't touching this.. BTW, how can I get a "work from truck" job like you, and be a paid ImgFlip chat alt? Is the money any good? ;-)
2 ups, 6y,
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You sure seem to care. A lot.

I can hear your little pecker get all tingly from here.
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0 ups, 6y,
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Nah.. that's just OctopodHarmony getting off in your grimy ear canal..
0 ups, 6y
Your granpa's joke book is just so.... so.... so corn- has such pizazz, yo!
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Why the hell am I seeing a -1 Ups!? I didn't even know that could happen
1 up, 6y,
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Because you left the page then returned by just going backwards, if that makes sense (sorry, I don't know most computer terms). So the 1 up shows as -1 up, but it's still 1 up.
3 ups, 6y,
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Oh that was most odd indeed. You know what else is odd? That I didn't upvote your Comment!
1 up, 6y,
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So it made sense how I said it then? If you go in reverse, it'll show negative, or if you addes another to make it 2 ups, then 1 shows.
But coming back via my comment will show it how it really is.

Tis cool.

I think I owe you a reply from a week or so still!
One thing I wish this site had was a way to sort those out, because I have a few I have to get to, but finding them isn't always easy.
1 up, 6y
Hmm
0 ups, 6y
Hey I was just stating the obvious. If you give yourself here a female name do not expect people who do not know you call you by your Male gender. Also on top of that if that female name you give yourself is that of a pony then people will call you pussy. That is all. Post got admin deleted.
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I rarely agree with Octavia Melody, but enough is enough. Your comments are over the top.
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Pathetic loser? That really hurts coming from a bisexual beta male with a my little pony fetish’s. But seriously perhaps get some thicker skin if you’re going to be shooting off your mouth at everyone you don’t agree with. You should expect confrontation. If you get all butthurt about it stay in the my little pony for bisexuals category you mod.
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Bisexuals are just indecisive idiots. The obsession seems to be mutual. You can’t seem to quit me. PS. I’m also a lot better than you because my little ponies are gay as f**k
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...Iiiiiii'm pretty sure they've decided they want to be bisexual. They've decided they want to f**k both. I'd say that's a pretty decisive stance. You can't really get less indecisive than "I'll have both, please!"
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It means you have a mental disorder. You should go to a psychiatrist if it is an impairment on your life, but if it is fine to live with then you dont need too.
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No, being bisexual IS a mental disorder!
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There's nothing wrong with people commenting alot. When the stream first split, there were only a few commenting here. The more commenting, the better, imo.
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6 ups, 6y
Then why are you on this website if it's such a waste of time?
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If that is the truth than why aren't they speaking out? When was the last time (besides Bridget Gabriel) that you heard anyone speak against those who DO chant "Death to America"? Do you think the FACT that we have a Congresswoman who is meeting with FUNDED TERRORISTS in MY neighborhood on the 23rd of March FOR A BANQUET that includes Ilhan Omar and the President of CAIR.(which includes money for her no doubt) should not be cause for concern considering the comments she has made and the Jewish population in the area? Am I concerned? Hell ya. Nothing irrational about it. #walkaway
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She was brought up there. They kill Christians. You would be better informed if you listened to her speak.
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Yes, Ilhan Omar HAS said she is doing it because she is muslim.
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Flag thrown on the play. There is no such thing as a "radical muslim". There are muslims that believe the Koran *AS IT IS WRITTEN*, then there are the apostate muslims who do not, which the Koran commands be murdered for their lack of faith.

You really do need to read the accounts of former muslims that converted to Christianity *while still in muslim countries*. My particular favorite - and this is a real howler I am sure you will get a kick out of - is the torture for the mere *suspicion* of reading the Bible. Things like whipping the bottoms of feet until they bleed then force-marching the victim. Or forcing the victim into a sensory-depravation water tank filled with rats to gnaw at the victim until they 'confess' their crime. But the real hoot is being fired upon by one's own family as one flees in terror after being 'outed' as a Christian. I am certain you will find that to be a real knee-slapper. Those kooky radicals! Whatchagonnado?

Oh, yeah... islam is a fun time when one isn't pious enough in some "moderate" imams eyes.
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Seriously? A religion that still believes in slavery and is commanded to murder, and THAT is what you find odd? You need some serious mental help.
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... except for the fact said killing and terrorism are commandments in the Koran. The only behavior towards the kafir (non-muslims) permitted by the Koran is 1) enslavement and taxation, or 2) murder. It's not so because I say it is, it is so because it is contained the Koran.

There are two other little behaviors commanded by the Koran, those being taqiyya and kitman. They are commands TO lie to the kafir. Ergo, if one is not completely stupid, one can never know for sure if any muslim is your enemy until after they have slit your throat or blown you up, or just plain ol' blown your brains out. The command is TO lie to you right up until they make their true intentions clear.

Again, this is not so because I decree it, but because the Koran commands it. It's all down there in black and white for anyone who isn't deep in denial and stupidity. In other words, liberals won't believe it no matter what. Which is ironic, because the second the muslims become the majority, the 'perversions' of liberals are the first thing muslims will get rid of on the spot.
2 ups, 6y
What gets me is the crowd...
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Pick up a copy of the Koran and read it for yourself. Then you can't say that I misinterpreted or cherry-picked verses. If you really want the truth, you will go find it for yourself. My bet is you won't, because as I said - liberals WILL NOT believe it no matter what, which is why they will be the most shocked when islam murders them first.
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Love how the MAGAts DV'd me while I was in agreement with their position.
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Yeah, it's basically just one long lecture instructing followers how to live.
No Liz Taylor & Chuck Heston movies about glorious Kings & slaves coming out of that how-to guide.

"Buh I woodn't lowrate nobody lyke those bad Antiflipilluminti bunch doo"
What a bunch of perpetually triggered bungholes. At least I know I've done my job well.
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Verses 47:4, 9:14, 9:29, 8:12, 8:60, 9:5, 9:123, 5:51, 66:9, 9:73, 2:216.
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How many have you seen decry Islam and Sharia?
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only 5% of the Islamic people want to kill us so with a Billion of them out there, that's only 50 million. Not too bad.
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That's kind of what the IS caliphate had in mind but turns out that a mass concentration of fanatics thinly spread over the world was not that simple to pull off.
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9/11 showed us that you don't need too many to make a dent in society.
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I know what you mean. I've been trying to have Burlington, Vermont evacuated and demolished ever since the Ted Bundy murders, but nobody will listen to how easy it is for just one person from Burlington to do so much damage.
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If Bernie gets elected we'll find out.
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Well, whichever way you want to put it, Burlington gots to go and I don't know how to get traction on that.
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Poison the maple trees.
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So ... how many of them are standing up saying that? NONE> When they do, I'll be right next them.
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