Add to it the fact that no historian recorded the slaughter of all Hebrew males under the age of two when Joseph supposedly fled to Egypt (that event would be recorded somewhere other than The Goatherder’s Guide to the Universe), or the earthquake that happened when Jeebus was crucified, or the dead coming out of their tombs fully alive when Jeebus was crucified, or the “Star in the East” ... that was somehow seen by astrologers (the Wise Men) FROM the East ... the geography makes no sense.