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Unhelpful High School Teacher Meme | WE DON'T TEACH CURSIVE BECAUSE YOU'LL NEVER USE IT; NOW BACK TO TRIGONOMETRY | image tagged in memes,unhelpful high school teacher | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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I have a Ph.D. in TRIGGERED-nometry! TRIGGERED- | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Waiting Skeleton Meme | ME WAITING TO USE TRIGONOMETRY IN REAL LIFE | image tagged in memes,waiting skeleton | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Need to submit that meme
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Roll Safe Think About It Meme | HEY DUDE YOUR UGLY HEAD IS BOUT TO EXPLODE | image tagged in memes,roll safe think about it | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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They'll never teach us how to do our taxes, but when the time comes, at least I'll know that mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
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When I was in high school they had a class called "Using Money" that taught you how to do taxes, balance a check book, prepare a budget etc. It was an elective class but I took it. I'm glad I did. Now they teach kids that Johnny has two Daddies and how to put a condom on a cucumber.
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No wonder Johnny feels inadequate, he's stuck with a baby-dill and they're making him put rubbers on cukes...
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They taught us in my high school! I don't think they teach it any more though.
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HAHAHA im smarter than teachers now i can read them
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is she prying his legs apart to get at that d or what?
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I'm 40(ish) and I have to pause to remember how to read 'em... I'm trying to get better (now I hide my task bar with the Digital Clock) and I put a 'gadget' of the analog Clock on my desk top)
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Did I hear someone say they'll never use trigonometry?
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I'd say option 2
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Really? Why do you say that?
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Because i'd be able to survive for a week and also i'd have a head start to run because they are zombies and as the myth's say zombie's cant run that fast wich means i'll get a weeks worth of supplies wich also means that i'd be able to survive long enough to travel and find the nearest weapons store and gun store and i'll get locked and loaded up. Wich means id be able to find a shelter and survive a while longer.
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You probably die. X=238m. Think about it, 50 degrees is pretty close to 45 degrees, so they're not much farther than your flat is up high. The zombies move at a respectable 2m/s (Usain Bolt is a zombie, huh?) so you have about 119 seconds to work with, in which time you must grab food and descend roughly 50 stories to exit the building before they get there. Don't take the elevator. And when you get to the bottom of the stairs I hope you're not winded, because you need to haul ass away from those highly motivated zombies. So yeah, option 3 I guess, but you'll probably die anyway.
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Yep, it was a trick question! You'll die anyway. Congratulations for working it out. I'm glad someone here actually cares about this stuff.
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too the front page!!
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Cursive is mandatory in Louisiana.
Some say that the reason that they are ceasing cursive is so new generations will not be able to read historical documents.
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Wait they taught cursive in my elementary school
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You need trigonometry in many fields of study
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first time i have heard that
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British schools are removing analog clocks from classrooms because kids can't read them.
https://www.ajc.com/places/school/british-schools-are-removing-analog-clocks-from-classrooms-because-kids-can-read-them/FmT45BUpAvoUUjP8C5IM9I/
Too deep I know.
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I do use cursive, no one else knows it so they can't cheat off of my papers!
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Wait, they don't teach cursive any more?
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They still encourage speaking in cursive.
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To be fair, an English teacher would teach cursive, while a math teacher would teach Trigonometry.
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Literally have never used Trig. I rely on a website to do my taxes, though.

What the heck.
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Good point.
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With all the speech to text gaining popularity illiteracy will be the new black.
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