I_want_to_poke_you_in_the_eye (8608)
Joined 2017-03-10
Just a little poke. Maybe you'll see things differently.
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Leonardo Dicaprio Cheers
Yep. I was joking.
Leonardo Dicaprio Cheers
Beer is mostly water, right? Just sayin'.
Gotcha, bitch!
I remember thinking, "Hahahahahaha, ya douche!"
Batman Slapping Robin
But I'd still want to keep my cell phone.
Unhelpful High School Teacher
You probably die. X=238m. Think about it, 50 degrees is pretty close to 45 degrees, so they're not much farther than your flat is up high. The zombies move at a respectable 2m/s (Usain Bolt is a zombie, huh?) so you have about 119 seconds to work with, in which time you must grab food and descend roughly 50 stories to exit the building before they get there. Don't take the elevator. And when you get to the bottom of the stairs I hope you're not winded, because you need to haul ass away from those highly motivated zombies. So yeah, option 3 I guess, but you'll probably die anyway.
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