I_want_to_poke_you_in_the_eye (16526)
Joined 2017-03-10
Just a little poke. Maybe you'll see things differently.
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Do you get all the references? in SexyGirls
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1 up, 2d
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i can only assume this is how dinos went extinct in SexStream
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1 up, 3w
Whenever I see that line in an ad, my immediate thought is "Rage quit in less than 5 minutes? That game must really suck ass."
0.63 naps per minute. how the hell did she get any sleep in SexStream
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Most of them didn't even take 45 seconds? No wonder she "didn't break the orgasm record."
There's a whole lotta sad to go around here. Even so, I don't believe that women are diminished by the number of men they have sex with (bless their golden hearts) and she did get the world record. Can you imagine making the attempt and just missing? That'd be both metaphorically and literally pretty raw.
0.63 naps per minute. how the hell did she get any sleep in SexStream
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2 ups, 3w
I can think of a fairly obvious way to deal with the time issue. It's 94 seconds each only if the encounters occur consecutively. If they're concurrent... like you said, it depends on your definition of "slept with".
this amuses the kylie in SexStream
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I SHOT THE GIRL AND FUCKED THE DEER | image tagged in memes,redneck randal | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
Come on, admit it. You saw that tailgate and had the exact same thought.
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