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orly 2nd amendment | WHEN SOMEONE SAYS THE 2ND AMENDMENT WAS WRITTEN FOR MUSKETS; ORLY, IS THE 1ST AMENDMENT ONLY FOR QUILL PENS? | image tagged in 2nd amendment | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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10 ups, 7y,
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Muskets or M4's, the point was to make sure the government couldn't become tyrannical.
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4 ups, 7y,
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When you think having an M4 will be enough to put you on equal footing with a military that has access to drones and nukes.
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Obviously, nobody is going to be on "equal footing" with the US military. The point is to make it as hard as possible for the government to kill millions of its citizens like they did in Russia, China, Cambodia, Rwanda, etc.
1 up, 7y
Resiste et mords!

Resist and bite!

You are absolutely right.
4 ups, 7y
When the ground thaws, I'm gonna start digging me a silo out back,,,
4 ups, 7y,
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They can have all the nukes they want. If they try to use it on us they know we will unleash everything we have in the few minutes left. Plus the fallout pollution will likely cover the whole world, even if we don't fire ours off. The dust clouds from our destruction alone combined with massive amounts of radioactivity will destroy them even if they prevent us from firing.

All that aside, if standard rifles are so obsolete why are recruits still required to pass a marksman test during basic? And why are troops still using guns?
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3 ups, 7y
3 ups, 7y
Government tyranny is not the only threat that citizens must protect themselves from.
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4 ups, 7y,
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You're right, no one can win a pitched battle against the US. But the US can't just blow a homegrown insurgency to bits because it'll be mixed in with the very population they're governing. Even if the government was WILLING to commit mass genocide they still couldn't because they NEED those people to grow their food and run their factories.

This is the whole reason the US could never fully squash things in Iraq OR Afghanistan. And unlike with those countries, it's not practically POSSIBLE to throw out the rules of war, because the government still needs people to govern.
2 ups, 7y,
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3 ups, 7y,
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2 ups, 7y,
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2 ups, 7y,
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1 up, 7y,
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Those weren't insurgenicies. And the Confederacy insurgency got squashed regardless of what happened in Korea or Panama.

Your deliberate stupidity posing as some sort of psuedo-argument/tantrum is boring. I am going to watch some CNN just to further trigger your meltdown now.
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2 ups, 7y,
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0 ups, 7y,
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I know reading hurts that cyst in your cranium, but the dictionary is your friend.
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2 ups, 7y
Having a cerebral cyst, also known as a syrinx, has nothing to do with intelligence. But what do you know about any of that?
0 ups, 7y,
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I know reading hurts that cyst in your C-R-A-N-I-U-M, but the dictionary is your friend.

Cranium
Cerebral
Insurgency
The dictionary is your friend.

Hope this doesn't hurt your feelings and make that meltdown worsen, but excessively tormenting retards is not my thing. Have a good night.
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3 ups, 7y
And you keep ignoring the insurgencies in Iraq and Afghanistan, and the fact that they're CALLED insurgencies.
10 ups, 7y,
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3 ups, 7y
2 ups, 7y
LOL
1 up, 7y,
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You should submit that,,,,
1 up, 7y,
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Did, thank you :)
1 up, 7y
Cool, hope it does well,,,
10 ups, 7y,
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11 ups, 7y,
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what about legs?
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7 ups, 7y,
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Muskets were military grade weapons back then. Thus, by liberal logic, the 2nd amendment must also apply to HMGs today.
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2 ups, 7y,
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They didn't want a national military because they were afraid it would lead to government tyranny.

Having the largest army on earth STRENGTHENS the need for the 2nd, not weakens it.
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0 ups, 7y
0 ups, 7y,
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History: Faulty.
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2 ups, 7y,
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Where can I go and pick up my Tank and Apache?
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10 ups, 7y,
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2 ups, 7y
I'm not a troll tho :)
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6 ups, 7y,
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Nevermind the M-16, what do you suppose the compound interest rate would be for an F-22?
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4 ups, 7y,
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I'd rather have an A-10 Thunderbolt II. I love Warthogs.
0 ups, 7y,
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I see your A-10 Thunderbolt II and I'll raise you an AH-64D Apache Longbow.
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2 ups, 7y,
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And to go with something modern, I gotta have a classic so I'm going to go with one of my favorite old warbirds the Vought F4U Corsair, gotta have something for a nice Sunday drive.
2 ups, 7y
We are poor little lambs who have lost our way. Baa, baa, baa...
7 ups, 7y,
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2 ups, 7y,
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4 ups, 7y,
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_suicides_that_have_been_attributed_to_bullying
0 ups, 7y,
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It's bullie's faults in the end, ok, but in this case, victims can choose another way to get out of this situation, they kill themself with their own hand : they have the choice. When someone kill you with a gun, you're dead. You have no choice there.
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1 up, 7y,
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Can they really choose at that point though? They probably got depression from the constant bullying!
0 ups, 7y,
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Yes they can choose. We're talking about words here, just so we're clear. Words can be ignored, deflected, reused against bullies etc, there are tons of ways to protect ourselves from words and depression. Depression itself is not an excuse for suicide, it's only a cause of suicide. As long as people's life is not directly threatened, as long as people have a way to fight or run away from the situation somehow, they can choose. Suicide is an option only when you know you'll die soon no matter what you'll do. Otherwise, there're always other options.

Anyway.
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1 up, 7y,
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If you want to say that, then we need to teach how to do that. School now-in-days tells bullies to not bully. "swiper no swiping" you may say. We should be teaching self-defense.
0 ups, 7y
Well, I agree on that one. Self-defense to defend oneself or someone else and counterattack, right. But there is also a great need of teaching self-awareness (and not-self-awareness too) as soon as possible so people learn how to prevent or deal with all kind of depression, anxiety, and misappropriated aggressiveness (and other negative / destructive feelings they may submit to later in life), each in their own way. We need to make bullies (of all kind) an exception, while today it's more of a rule (and while people have to accept that rule and have an appropriate answer, they go with the wrong and destructive feelings cause that's what works in this unhealthy environment.

So anyway, yeah. Education.
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0 ups, 7y
Yeah! Because what's suicide!
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