The Rock Driving

Jesus continues his crime fighting adventures in volume 2!

I would buy that

Warning: This may Be a spoiler! | She could have been going to say that he dies and comes back to life... |

that's Dumbledore

C.S. Lewis and Tolkien were friends, who both dared each other to do an allegorical fantasy of Christianity, and the Lord of the Rings and Narnia is the results. Pretty sweet rewards for a dare.

John 2:22
>>When therefore he was risen from the dead<<, his disciples remembered that he had said this unto them; and they believed the scripture, and the word which Jesus had said.
Thanks John. You just spoiled your own book. :D

Genesis 3:15 [God speaking to the Serpent] "And I will put enmity between you and the woman, and between your seed and her seed; he will crush your head, and you will strike his heel.”

XD

"Slim Jesus?" Is there a fat Jesus just like there's a slim Elvis and a fat Elvis? Lol

* Slime

any remember this ? one of the best clips in equals three

Yet ANOTHER repost from a different site.

I hadn't seen it, so thanks, slimjesus!