Write a sad story using only 3 words

Which one, mine or budmemer385's?

Sorry Abby! I was referring to the one that ignores the point of the thread and appears a tad psychotic. What does the meme even mean? Cancun? Really?

We're cool!

No more flash

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LOL

Sex with me

Lol

Lol

Your comment just put me at 140000, thank you!

...that's not really a sad story. Now if you were 45 and still a virgin THAT would be sad.

Being a virgin before marriage is actually a good story. Staying a virgin afterwards is the sad story.

That's a wicked good meme response! Totally fitting too. I salute you sir!

Baby booties...unused

UN wants internet

Losing a pet? Breaks your heart every time. My dogs are still alive, if anyone was concerned. Senile and incontinent, but still alive.

No weed... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

An 24. :(

(in real life)
Can I make anther? X3