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The dangers of going barefoot on a new planet be like

The dangers of going barefoot on a new planet be like | image tagged in lego obstacle,barefoot,pain | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

by XiaoJia in fun

31 views, 1 upvote

Yeah... -the whole "The Jerk"-esque, flying double wide, trailer-trash's-idea-of-luxury Qatari jet kerfuffle...

Yeah... -the whole "The Jerk"-esque, flying double wide, trailer-trash's-idea-of-luxury Qatari jet kerfuffle... | But here's the thing:
it's a gift to the
POTUS exceeding
the maximum
acceptable value
threshold; -which means it's a gift to the United States he
can't accept in any capacity beyond the symbolic. Will he be allowed to use it? Sure, during his term... once it's been gutted
& stripped down to the bones, subjected to
search for malicious devices, structural
defects, jankensteined back together from
whatever passed inspection, refitted to
accommodate intel & mobile command
centers, press ride-along. And, because it'll be government property,
once his term is over, it either remains in
service for the next POTUS or goes to Dear
Leader's Presidential Library to be hangered
for public exhibit, never to fly again per the
Presidential Libraries Act -with one exception:
Don, Don the POTUS Con may retain it for
personal use... **if he PAYS the government
fair market value.**; Which ummm... Well... what are the odds of a notorious
cheapskate shelling out $400m+ for a
used plane with fleet mileage on it? | image tagged in smug patrick bateman,blank | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

by XiaoJia in politicsTOO

95 views, 9 upvotes

FR

FR | Whom does not know history is doomed to deny that shizz is on replay. | image tagged in memes,change my mind | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

by XiaoJia in fun

56 views, 1 upvote

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by XiaoJia in politics

27 views, 5 upvotes

Happy Pride Month, Imgflip's LGBTQIA+ Community!!

Happy Pride Month, Imgflip's LGBTQIA+ Community!! | HEY, SQUIDWARD,
GUESS WHAT
TIME IT IS!! I ASSUME YOU'RE GOING TO TELL ME; IT'S PRIDE MONTH!! | image tagged in memes,don't you squidward,squidward we serve food here sir,imagination spongebob | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

by XiaoJia in fun

1,397 views, 15 upvotes, 19 comments

"Precious Moments" OR "Li'l Donny's Ever So Busy Day"

by XiaoJia in politics

48 views, 2 upvotes

If you're playing apologetics for a known pedophile's convicted concigliere because they're connected to Dear Leader...

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by XiaoJia in politics

47 views, 2 upvotes

Surprise

by XiaoJia in Dark_humour

423 views, 12 upvotes

The foundation, foolish MAGAts, lies not in the books but in ourselves.

by XiaoJia in politics

72 views, 5 upvotes

Hyperbolic? Perhaps. Or is it?

by XiaoJia in politics

56 views, 2 upvotes, 5 comments

The rule once was "Don't get any on ya."

by XiaoJia in politics

64 views, 1 upvote

Fun fact: on average, the redder the state, the higher the per capita Medicaid dependency among retirees & rednecks.

by XiaoJia in politics

45 views, 3 upvotes

Unavoidable consequences of word-nerdery

by XiaoJia in fun

153 views, 1 upvote

It's "all persons born or naturalized" not "only the subset I'm not butthurt about."

by XiaoJia in politics

68 views, 4 upvotes, 2 comments