Dad, how can I live a
good life? That's easy; don't
hunt it if you ain't
gonna eat it,
don't buy it if
you don't truly
need it, steer clear
of drugs and alcohol
and if you lie, cheat
and steal, count on it
coming back to bite you. That sounds boring; It is, son... it is...
...but it's no
coincidence the
saying "may you live
in interesting times"
is classified as a curse.