“We have a, you know, dead head, fed… fed hair — I mean, this guy — the head of the Federal Reserve, is a stiff.”

Biden: dozed off a few times on camera, blind- spot tripped over a sandbag, fell over on a bicycle, clutched during a debate Trump: four years younger than Biden, can't stay awake, can't stay on topic, can't walk a straight line, can't keep his story straight after only a few hours separation from events, didn't recognize Rudy Giuliani despite years of association and Giuliani sitting right in front of him, couldn't walk down a shallow ramp without a tender, couldn't grasp a truck's door latch while looking right at it despite multiple attempts, increasingly displays petulant, bratty, erratic behavior (see: dementia symptoms, personality/behavioral changes), increasingly shifts into pissy-li'l-byotch mode when asked relevant, pertinent questions (see: dementia symptoms, emotional volatility) increasingly displays evidence of sleep disruption (see: dementia symptoms, somnipathy), frequently goes on unhinged, untethered from reality, wee hours jags on social media (see: dementia symptoms, delirium), frequently, increasingly mispronounces common words, (see: dementia symptoms, phonemic aphasia), frequently repeats phrases, stories (see: dementia symptoms, repetitive speech, looping, Same Story Syndrome); But Biden's the one with dementia, right, Trump-cult kids?