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Tales from a park bench

Tales from a park bench | SPEAK FOR
YOURSELF; I
COME HERE FOR
THE LADY
JOGGERS; Y'KNOW, FRED, THE
BEST PART OF NEW YEAR'S DAY
IS ALL THE YOUNG'UNS ARE AT
HOME WITH HANGOVERS | image tagged in old guys on a park bench,happy new years | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

by XiaoJia in fun

132 views, 2 upvotes

Mhmm

Mhmm | Dad, how can I live a
good life? That's easy; don't
hunt it if you ain't
gonna eat it,
don't buy it if
you don't truly
need it, steer clear
of drugs and alcohol
and if you lie, cheat
and steal, count on it
coming back to bite you. That sounds boring; It is, son... it is...

...but it's no
coincidence the
saying "may you live
in interesting times"
is classified as a curse. | image tagged in cowboy father and son,folksy wisdom | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

by XiaoJia in fun

137 views, 3 upvotes

Oof.

Oof. | That thing looks
like it's one step
away from being
a ransom note... | image tagged in ten commandments,puppet monkey looking away | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

by XiaoJia in fun

118 views, 5 upvotes

Or A-10s or Apaches or carpet bombing or bunker busters, etc...

Or A-10s or Apaches or carpet bombing or bunker busters, etc... | "If you need a gun because you're afraid of the government... ...you don't know how tanks work." | image tagged in steve hoffstetter | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

by XiaoJia in politics

85 views, 5 upvotes, 16 comments

Heya, Trump-cult kids, I'm feeling lazy today -let's do some comedy.

Heya, Trump-cult kids, I'm feeling lazy today -let's do some comedy. | Go to YT, search:

"'I'm not going!': Trump puts his childish
behavior on display, refuses to attend the
G20 over false claims of white genocide
in South Africa"

and pay attention to bin Salman's body
language when your boy starts prattling.
Personally, big fan of how he flashed the
camera a deadpan jeezus-frickin'-kroist
look a la The Office. He definitely knows
he's dealing with an idiot --so good...
chef's kiss!!

Next up: "Trump has a plan to bring down
drug prices. Does it make sense? No, but
he has a plan! #DailyShow"

Now, for something funny but a li'l more
serious: "Let’s do some MAGA math!
#redneckonomics #tariffs #tradewar"

And finally: "Trump HIDES As Lawsuit
Just FORCED Him To Reveal HEALTH
RECORDS🚨"; Yeah... that one's especially sweet.

Why? Because the simultaneous
up/downside of lawsuits is the
discovery process. See, that's where
both sides of the suit have to share all
the documentation they have relevant
to the suit and the only way to avoid
coughing up is for the plaintiff to drop
the case or the defendant to settle.
Guess who's the plaintiff. And if you're getting all butthurt, just
remember I never said it was comedy
for you... sooo, yeah... hope y'all are up
for a fresh plate of TACO. | image tagged in lined paper,man laughing scotch glass,hilarious,trump taco | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

by XiaoJia in politics

68 views, 4 upvotes

Bit of a boon that the dementia is making him give away the game. Well... more than usual...

by XiaoJia in politics

144 views, 4 upvotes

How the Drench Stole Christmas

by XiaoJia in fun

80 views, 1 upvote, 2 comments

“We have a, you know, dead head, fed… fed hair — I mean, this guy — the head of the Federal Reserve, is a stiff.”

by XiaoJia in politics

111 views, 5 upvotes

"Slowly, surely they awakened to the unavoidable reality of truth."

by XiaoJia in politics

95 views, 4 upvotes

Back in the US... back in the US... back in the USSA!!!

by XiaoJia in politics

146 views, 3 upvotes, 67 comments

Not that this actually counts as having the courage of one's convictions but, uhh...

by XiaoJia in Dark_humour

653 views, 11 upvotes

Just sayin'

by XiaoJia in fun

251 views, 2 upvotes, 3 comments

Oh, the hangover...

by XiaoJia in politics

82 views, 4 upvotes

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by XiaoJia in Dark_humour

315 views, 24 upvotes, 4 comments