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by XiaoJia in Dark_humour

235 views, 21 upvotes, 4 comments

wierdness

wierdness | Dude, not
now... I'm
tryna go
to sleep; Natural bristle paint brushes are made with boar hair; But... there's a work-
force somewhere whose
whole job is shaving pigs!! | image tagged in brain before sleep | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

by XiaoJia in fun

193 views, 1 upvote

Like a gross magnet fr fr

Like a gross magnet fr fr | THE HYPER-REALISM OF
THIS ILLUSTRATIVE MODEL IS
EXTRAORDINARY; THE FINE
DETAIL, ATTENTION TO
MUSCULATURE BLAH
BLAH BLAH... don't look at its junk
don't look at its junk omg you're
looking at its junk what are
you doing?! stop looking
at its junk!! | image tagged in caveman conversation,socially awkward,uncomfortable | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

by XiaoJia in fun

107 views, 3 upvotes

So close and yet so far...

So close and yet so far... | MISSED BEING NAMED "GILGAMESH" BY THAT MUCH | image tagged in don adams get smart missed it by that much | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

by XiaoJia in fun

51 views, 2 upvotes

Yeah... -the whole "The Jerk"-esque, flying double wide, trailer-trash's-idea-of-luxury Qatari jet kerfuffle...

Yeah... -the whole "The Jerk"-esque, flying double wide, trailer-trash's-idea-of-luxury Qatari jet kerfuffle... | But here's the thing:
it's a gift to the
POTUS exceeding
the maximum
acceptable value
threshold; -which means it's a gift to the United States he
can't accept in any capacity beyond the symbolic. Will he be allowed to use it? Sure, during his term... once it's been gutted
& stripped down to the bones, subjected to
search for malicious devices, structural
defects, jankensteined back together from
whatever passed inspection, refitted to
accommodate intel & mobile command
centers, press ride-along. And, because it'll be government property,
once his term is over, it either remains in
service for the next POTUS or goes to Dear
Leader's Presidential Library to be hangered
for public exhibit, never to fly again per the
Presidential Libraries Act -with one exception:
Don, Don the POTUS Con may retain it for
personal use... **if he PAYS the government
fair market value.**; Which ummm... Well... what are the odds of a notorious
cheapskate shelling out $400m+ for a
used plane with fleet mileage on it? | image tagged in smug patrick bateman,blank | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

by XiaoJia in politicsTOO

83 views, 8 upvotes

Surprise

by XiaoJia in Dark_humour

398 views, 11 upvotes

Change My Mind

by XiaoJia in Science_Humour

75 views, 1 upvote

Yeah... he better show up with receipts or he's cooked.

by XiaoJia in politics

52 views, 4 upvotes

Turds of a feather... get pardons from the Sh!tbird-in-Chief

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by XiaoJia in politics

63 views, 6 upvotes

For the Monty Python enthusiasts in honor of MPatHG's 50th Anniversary

by XiaoJia in fun

80 views, 4 upvotes, 1 comment

If you believed that, let's talk about bridges...

by XiaoJia in politics

55 views, 2 upvotes

So apparently, ostensibly Trump's finally wised up, realized Putin played him for the fool he is & is changing course...

by XiaoJia in politics

53 views, 4 upvotes

"Some of you will get the joke..." OR "Last bucket from the Buckcherry well, promise"

by XiaoJia in fun

52 views, 1 upvote

Meanwhile at the cliff...

by XiaoJia in fun

111 views, 3 upvotes