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Sheltering Suburban Mom Meme | When you lose your children in the house, turn off the WiFi. They'll come out immediately. Some of your neighbors might drop by as well. | image tagged in memes,sheltering suburban mom | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

When mom asks why I don't enjoy school like my sister

When mom asks why I don't enjoy school like my sister | My school:
If x=y)*$&)x, then solve for purple and achieve world peace; My little sister's school:
Write a short story about how the number 1 makes you feel (optional) | image tagged in memes,sheltering suburban mom,remix,teacher,school,sister | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

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Sheltering Suburban Mom

Sheltering Suburban Mom | When you lose your children in the house, turn off the WiFi. They'll come out immediately. Some of your neighbors might drop by as well. | image tagged in memes,sheltering suburban mom | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

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Sheltering Suburban Mom

Sheltering Suburban Mom | A friend asked me what it's like to live in a house with a husband and four boys. So I peed all over the bathroom floor, ate everything in the fridge, told her 500 stories about horror movies, farted 10 times and when she was ready to kill me , I gave her a hug and told her that she was really, really pretty. | image tagged in memes,sheltering suburban mom | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

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She had 308 viruses

Sheltering Suburban Mom | ASKS YOU TO FIX HER COMPUTER BLAMES YOU BEHIND YOUR BACK FOR ANYTHING THAT GOES WRONG WITH IT FOR THE NEXT MONTH | image tagged in memes,sheltering suburban mom,scumbag,AdviceAnimals | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

by anonymous

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"Children have never been very good at listening to their elders, but they have never failed to imitate them." - James Baldwin

"Children have never been very good at listening to their elders, but they have never failed to imitate them." - James Baldwin | BLAMES HER KIDS' TEACHERS; WHEN HER KIDS EMULATE THE BAD EXAMPLE SHE SETS | image tagged in memes,sheltering suburban mom,teachers,soccer mom,mom frustrated at laptop,scumbag parents | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

by anonymous

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You just know you will have a ton of trick or treaters at 5:00pm, and 0 once it is dark.

by anonymous

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Sheltering Suburban Mom

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Sheltering Suburban Mom

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Sheltering Suburban Mom

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Sheltering Suburban Mom

by anonymous

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Sheltering Suburban Mom

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Sheltering Suburban Mom

by anonymous

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My neighbor

by anonymous

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Thankfully the toothbrush thing was only for one year.

by anonymous

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