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Sheltering Suburban Mom Meme | When you lose your children in the house, turn off the WiFi. They'll come out immediately. Some of your neighbors might drop by as well. | image tagged in memes,sheltering suburban mom | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

Sheltering Suburban Mom

Sheltering Suburban Mom | I WANT YOU TO TAKE THAT NIGHT JOB AND DO WHAT IT TAKES TO KEEP IT BUT YOU CAN'T BE OUT LATER THAN 10 PM | image tagged in memes,sheltering suburban mom | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

by Entertainer28

3,240 views, 48 upvotes, 9 comments

Thankfully the toothbrush thing was only for one year.

Sheltering Suburban Mom | HANDS OUT TOOTHBRUSHES ON HALLOWEEN BECAUSE CANDY IS BAD FOR YOU SCARFS DOWN ALL THE PEANUT BUTTER CUPS OUT OF MY BAG AS SOON AS I GET HOME. | image tagged in memes,sheltering suburban mom,AdviceAnimals | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

by anonymous

189,860 views, 40 upvotes

Sheltering Suburban Mom

Sheltering Suburban Mom | GIVES YOU PERMISSION TO DO SOMETHING FORGETS ALL ABOUT IT, AND PUNISHES YOU WHEN YOU DO IT FOR NOT ASKING HER IF YOU COULD DO IT FIRST | image tagged in memes,sheltering suburban mom | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

by SomeRandomGuy9001

3,124 views, 37 upvotes, 1 comment

Sheltering Suburban Mom

Sheltering Suburban Mom | Our daughter was visiting and went out with friends one night. Mentioned to my husband, "We have time for a quickie," and he got all excited. Then he looked sad and disappointed. He said, "I thought you said you had cookies." | image tagged in memes,sheltering suburban mom | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

by anonymous

3,300 views, 23 upvotes, 3 comments

So discussing evolution with my parents didn't go so well...

Sheltering Suburban Mom | image tagged in memes,sheltering suburban mom,atheism | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

by anonymous

22,599 views, 56 upvotes, 9 comments

Sheltering Suburban Mom

by swing4thefence

2,094 views, 19 upvotes, 2 comments

Sheltering Suburban Mom

by anonymous

2,046 views, 22 upvotes, 3 comments

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by anonymous

191 views, 20 upvotes, 6 comments

Why do you wanna live on the coast?

1,748 views, 9 upvotes

This one could apply to either Republicans or Democrats in Washington DC.

by anonymous

1,931 views, 21 upvotes, 4 comments

Even though Girl Scout cookie sales have just started, I'm already fed up with these parents

by anonymous

209,675 views, 20 upvotes, 3 comments

I see this a lot

by anonymous

7,149 views, 26 upvotes, 1 comment

Says she wants to give her kids the childhood she never had

by anonymous

2,107 views, 15 upvotes

Sheltering Suburban Mom

by anonymous

897 views, 28 upvotes, 2 comments