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Sheltering Suburban Mom Meme | When you lose your children in the house, turn off the WiFi. They'll come out immediately. Some of your neighbors might drop by as well. | image tagged in memes,sheltering suburban mom | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

Sheltering Suburban Mom

Sheltering Suburban Mom | When you lose your children in the house, turn off the WiFi. They'll come out immediately. Some of your neighbors might drop by as well. | image tagged in memes,sheltering suburban mom | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

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Sheltering Suburban Mom

Sheltering Suburban Mom | A friend asked me what it's like to live in a house with a husband and four boys. So I peed all over the bathroom floor, ate everything in the fridge, told her 500 stories about horror movies, farted 10 times and when she was ready to kill me , I gave her a hug and told her that she was really, really pretty. | image tagged in memes,sheltering suburban mom | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

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Sheltering Suburban Mom

Sheltering Suburban Mom | Having the switch for the kitchen lights right next to the one for the garbage disposal is perfect; for those nights when I'm not sure if I want to see the sink or scare the shit out of myself. | image tagged in memes,sheltering suburban mom | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

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Sheltering Suburban Mom

Sheltering Suburban Mom | Our daughter was visiting and went out with friends one night. Mentioned to my husband, "We have time for a quickie," and he got all excited. Then he looked sad and disappointed. He said, "I thought you said you had cookies." | image tagged in memes,sheltering suburban mom | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

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