Sheltering Suburban Mom

Sheltering Suburban Mom Meme | A friend asked me what it's like to live in a house with a husband and four boys. So I peed all over the bathroom floor, ate everything in t | image tagged in memes,sheltering suburban mom | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Captain Picard Facepalm Meme | MEN... WE DISGUST ME | image tagged in memes,captain picard facepalm | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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My wife had six brothers growing up.
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Good one!
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Lol. That does happen.
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Haha. That's funny.
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Lol
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Lol.
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As far as the submission goes, I agree. Men can be slobs.
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Disgusting ass mudder.
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why do people still think macros are funny
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After she gave her old man the boot, her and the girls moved in with a couple and their down syndrome daughter. The poor dad has to hide know in room when the estrogen level gets high: which is this week. Four of deciding the cotton pony
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With my granddaughters, odds are they'll accidently stab themselves. My daughter, OTOH, is skilled with knives, but would rather use her 9mm to show off her marksmanship
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I'm about the only guy she'll defend, but I'm worth it.
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And don't forget all of their friends coming over to hang out. And the all night X Box parties. And feeding them. Thank God there is another bathroom in the basement. All in all, they had good friends and I was glad to know where they were. :)
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I understand completely. When the boys grow up you get grown up worries and problems. The first day my son brought his girlfriend home to meet us they went to his room to play video games. I made him leave the door to his room open. I checked on them periodically. A few days later when my wife was washing his bedding she found a pair of panties in his pillow case. He never explained how she was able to get them off.
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Another delayed response- - Those sneaky teens. :) My oldest ended up in the ER from trying pot. It made his potassium levels go too low resulting in tachycardia. He thought he was going to die. It really scared him. He received intravenous potassium and couldn't leave until the level was normal. On the plus side, he won't touch the stuff anymore. He had to pay the ER bill too. The ER staff said they see this happen too often.
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A friend asked me what it's like to live in a house with a husband and four boys. So I peed all over the bathroom floor, ate everything in the fridge, told her 500 stories about horror movies, farted 10 times and when she was ready to kill me , I gave her a hug and told her that she was really, really pretty.
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