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Sheltering Suburban Mom Meme | When you lose your children in the house, turn off the WiFi. They'll come out immediately. Some of your neighbors might drop by as well. | image tagged in memes,sheltering suburban mom | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

You just know you will have a ton of trick or treaters at 5:00pm, and 0 once it is dark.

You just know you will have a ton of trick or treaters at 5:00pm, and 0 once it is dark. | TELLS KIDS THE CLOWN SIGHTINGS ARE A HOAX; FINDS ALTERNATE ACTIVITY ON HALLOWEEN | image tagged in memes,sheltering suburban mom | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

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Sheltering Suburban Mom

Sheltering Suburban Mom | My daughter's lip is bleeding. None of her sisters know what happened. At least they know the first rule of Fight Club. | image tagged in memes,sheltering suburban mom | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

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Sheltering Suburban Mom

Sheltering Suburban Mom | MORNING; I JUST NOTICED YOU DIDNT "LIKE" MY POST FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY GREETING YET. | image tagged in memes,sheltering suburban mom | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

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This one could apply to either Republicans or Democrats in Washington DC.

This one could apply to either Republicans or Democrats in Washington DC. | SPENDS $30,000 PER YEAR TO HAVE HER CHILD IN AN ALL WHITE PRE-SCHOOL; THINKS SHE ISN'T RACIST BECAUSE OF HER PLEASANT INTERACTIONS WITH ROSA WHEN SHE COMES TO CLEAN THE HOUSE | image tagged in memes,sheltering suburban mom | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

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Even though Girl Scout cookie sales have just started, I'm already fed up with these parents

Sheltering Suburban Mom | CLAIMS THAT SELLING COOKIES TEACHES IMPORTANT SKILLS; DOES ALL THE TALKING AND FINANCIAL TRANSACTION WHILE HER KID STANDS SILENTLY TO THE SIDE | image tagged in memes,sheltering suburban mom,AdviceAnimals | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

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Sheltering Suburban Mom

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Sheltering Suburban Mom

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Sheltering Suburban Mom

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Sheltering Suburban Mom

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Sheltering Suburban Mom

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This actually WAS what my mom was like growing up. We no longer speak to one another. New mothers: You've been warned.

by WhyDoINeedAUsername

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Sheltering Suburban Mom

by anonymous

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The most dangerous part of a child's school day.

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I knew I should have driven my own car. Waiting for the mercy rule is like going to little league games in October-torture

by anonymous

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