The ultrapasta | UHH 🙄DID YOU JUST 😡MISGENDER ME? 😡I AM NOT A SIR! 🤬 I IDENTIFY 😀AS A CLASS-12 HEAT SEEKING INTERCONTINENTAL NUCLEAR GENERATION 6 BALLISTIC MISSILE MODEL #A3500 CREATED 09/27/2009 TAIL TAG #543758347! 😡 DON'T MISGENDER ME! 😡😡😡 YOU ARE ALL SO GO***MN NEGATIVE ALL THE TIME, DAY AFTER DAY HOUR AFTER HOUR YOU'RE ALWAYS UPSET EXPECTING BETTER. I WISH YOU WOULD FOR ONCE SHUT YOUR MOUTH AND ACT LIKE A DECENT HUMAN BEING FOR ONCE IN YOUR LIFE, THINK OF THE POOR KIDS YOU BRAINWASH WITH YOUR FESTERING ATTITUDES, I'M ASHAMED TO EVEN BE IN THE SAME ROOM- NO. THE SAME PLANET AS YOU ARE! OH YOU POOR POOR BABY, POOR PITIFUL YOU, SAD OVER THE TRUTH? YOU ARE AN ADULT ACTING LIKE AN INFANT AND IT MAKES ME SICK. FROM THE SCREEN 📺 TO THE RING 🥊 TO THE PEN 🖊️ TO THE KING 👑! WHERE’S MY CROWN 👑 🤷‍♂️ THAT’S MY BLING 💍 🤑 ALWAYS DRAMA 😈 WHEN I RING 📞 OH MY F**KING GOD IS THAT MY BEST FRIEND SKIBIDI TOILET AND HIS WIFE KAMALA HARRIS ARE YOU GONNA MAKE A SKIBIDEN BABY 😍 DO YOU THINK MAYBE WE COULD THREESOME!1!!1!1 YES!!!!1!1! NUMBER ONE. STEADY HAND. ONE DAY, KIM JONG UN NEED NEW HEART. I DO OPERATION. BUT MISTAKE! KIM JONG UN DIE! SSD VERY MAD! I HIDE FISHING BOAT, COME TO AMERICA. NO ENGLISH, NO FOOD, NO MONEY. DARRYL GIVE ME JOB. NOW I HAVE HOUSE, AMERICAN CAR AND NEW WOMAN. DARRYL SAVE LIFE. MY BIG SECRET. I KILL KIM JONG UN ON PURPOSE. I GOOD SURGEON. THE BEST! TODAY WHEN I WALKED INTO MY ECONOMICS CLASS I SAW SOMETHING I DREAD EVERY TIME I CLOSE MY EYES. SOMEONE HAD BROUGHT THEIR NEW GAMING LAPTOP TO CLASS. THE FORKLIFT HE USED TO BRING IT WAS STILL RUNNING IDLE AT THE BACK. I STARTED SWEATING AS I SAT DOWN AND GAZED OVER AT THE 700LB BEAST THAT WAS HIS LAPTOP. HE HAD ALREADY REINFORCED HIS DESK WITH STEEL SUPPORT BEAMS AND WAS IN THE PROCESS OF FINDING AN OUTLET FOR A POWER CABLE THICKER THAN AMY SCHUMER'S THIGH. I START SHAKING. I KEEP TELLING MYSELF I'M GOING TO BE ALRIGHT AND THAT THERE'S NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT. HE SOMEHOW FINDS A F**KING OUTLET. TEARS ARE RUNNING DOWN MY CHEEKS AS I SEND MY LAST TEXTS TO MY FAMILY SAYING I LOVE THEM. THE TEACHER STARTS THE LECTURE, AND THE STUDENT TURNS HIS LAPTOP ON. THE COLORED LIGHTS ON HIS RGB BACKLIT KEYBOARD FLARE TO LIFE LIKE A NUCLEAR FLASH, AND A DEEP HUMMING FILLS MY EARS AND SHAKES MY VERY SOUL. THE ENTIRE CITY POWER GRID GOES DARK. THE CLASSROOM BEGINS TO SHAKE AS THE MASSIVE FANS BEGIN TO SPIN. IN MERE SECONDS MY WORLD HAS GONE FROM VIBRANT LIFE, TO A DARK, EARTH SHATTERING VOID WHERE MY BODY IS GOODBYE. I’L | image tagged in gifs | made w/ Imgflip video-to-gif maker