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This is just the first page, feel free to add to the list... | ____________; Conservatives' Checklist  
Finding a Wife in 2026:; ✅ Must not kill kids.
✅ Must not be too hormonal.
✅ Must not use he/they pronouns.
✅ Must not have blue/pink hair.
✅ Must not attend scream events.
✅ Must not do seething vids online.
✅ Must not suffer from TDS.
✅ Must not cry every single day.
✅ Must not want son to be daughter.
✅ Must not be a Communist.
✅ Must not hate America.
✅ Must not have a penis. Modern Times Require 
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6 ups, 19h,
1 reply
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We Are NOT The Same

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1 up, 8h
6 ups, 17h
Must not be Idiot
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6 ups, 18h,
1 reply
Abortion has been a horrific plague upon humanity. It has removed the sanctity of life. The "unborn" has been reduced to a cluster of cells with no value of its own. Fetus, newborn, toddler, teenager, adult are all stages of development for all humans. When "society" can redefine terms, like fetus, justification for ending that stage becomes easier. It becomes "healthcare", physical and mental. Now we have this latest case of the murder of 3 out of the womb children and they need a precedent setting ruling of not guilty of murdering her children. There exists within our society the mentality of those declaring open season on our children. Within the abortion narrative the fetus is depicted as a parasite, and now they are an impediment to physical and mental health once they are born as well. Humanity's children are on the endangered species list.
2 ups, 17h,
3 replies
Where is the outrage from maga when men wipe out their families?
0 ups, 8h
I do feel outraged when that happens.
0 ups, 8h
I don't know this maga lady so i dont expect her to get angry.
3 ups, 15h,
2 replies
MAGA will always blame the woman, even when she's the victim of rape.
0 ups, 8h
We just hate babies dying.
2 ups, 14h,
1 reply
2 ups, 14h
NC is home to some of the worst conservatives in the South.
2 ups, 11h
3 ups, 13h,
1 reply
The we can't define what a woman is types shouldn't get a vote on what types of women are worthy of a date.
0 ups, 4h
Maga?
4 ups, 18h,
1 reply
Adding to the list for a good conservative wife...

Must not have any career expectations of her own.
Must be content in always being pregnant and barefoot in the kitchen.
Must not have an opinion of her own (only her husband's and pastor's opinion matters).
Must clean the house daily, do the washing/ironing daily, and all other household chores.
Must not complain that her husband's piss sprays all over the toilet/bathroom floor (and she must clean this mess daily), nor complain that the toilet seat is left in the up-right position.
Must make three home cooked meals daily for the hubby and kids.
Must take sole responsibility for taking care of sick children and pets and cleaning up vomit/sh*t.
Must live within her weekly allowance.
Must maintain her physical appearance at all times (hair, clothes, fitness, weight).
Must have sex with her husband any time he wants it.

Conservative ladies, aren't you glad you're not one of those blue/pink haired independent liberal ladies?
1 up, 5h
0 ups, 7h,
1 reply
That leaves Big Mike out.
0 ups, 4h
Keep your fantasies to yourself
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____________; Conservatives' Checklist Finding a Wife in 2026:; ✅ Must not kill kids. ✅ Must not be too hormonal. ✅ Must not use he/they pronouns. ✅ Must not have blue/pink hair. ✅ Must not attend scream events. ✅ Must not do seething vids online. ✅ Must not suffer from TDS. ✅ Must not cry every single day. ✅ Must not want son to be daughter. ✅ Must not be a Communist. ✅ Must not hate America. ✅ Must not have a p**is. Modern Times Require Modern Solutions