Ignorance is powerful I guess

you ain't seen nothing until you see grandma with blue hair. . .

You've stated you're 18 and live with your parents (even did a face reveal). It'll be interesting to see what your politics are once you have to go out in the world and are responsible for paying for your own housing, food, clothing, etc. Better make sure you get well educated, because memeing on imgflip certainly won't support your lifestyle.

And conservatism will do me well. I'll learn to support myself, and not just have everyone else support me instead

Good for you. With that attitude you'll be successful. But some advice, employers support diversity and you may HR on your back if you don't comply with the norms.

That'll be tough bro I'm a straight white Christian male

That doesn't prevent you from respecting people who are different than you.

Yeah and as a Christian it comes easier

Liberal what now

Why are conservatives so obsessed with everyone's genitals? Adults, children, it's creepy as hell

We get it bro
You keep saying that
It's like your calling card

But why are they?

Ouch

How are they behaving like children by protesting untrained and illiterate government thugs who are harassing and assaulting American citizens?

They're baby fed by the media and want everybody else to make their lives easier