Did he actually forget the intravenous drug cocktail administration green room? [warning: stipulations-satire]

725 views • 43 upvotes • Made by luftweg 3 days ago in politics

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Rancorjoe
7 ups, 3d, 1 reply
No drug test despite concerns

no checking for ear pieces

no randomized new questions so we can be sure neither has been coached in advance

no audience

not live



I love this whole democracy thing we got going on here..
Ma_Deuce
0 ups, 1d
Biden's team and the DNC controlled every aspect of the debate, and in spite of resting and prepping him for a full week, they still couldn't make Biden seem coherent.



The 'no audience' part also backfired on them. It looked to me like Biden was constantly disoriented, which was probably due to 'no audience' and proably the ear piece confusd him as well.



It's almost like those crazy libs forgot that Trump has years of experience at producing and starring in TeeVee shows, which is all this really was.
HarveyHolmes
5 ups, 3d
No live broadcast’ check, 3 against 1’ check, fed questions for Biden before debate’ check, 29 unknown fact checkers’ check, cut off mic button’ check, wake up cocktail’ check. Now Biden is ready for a fair debate.
AmericanViking
5 ups, 3d
Memcorio
4 ups, 3d
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BentleyBro
0 ups, 2d, 1 reply
lokiare
3 ups, 2d, 1 reply
They both lost that one because neither of them talked about anything the American people were concerned about. They both need mics muted by two moderators, one chosen by each side.
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BentleyBro
0 ups, 2d, 1 reply
lokiare
2 ups, 2d, 2 replies
Nah, with all their restrictions all that we will see is the few times Trump trips up and all of Bidens clear moments. Anything Trump says will be highly edited.
SpankyHugenDong
4 ups, 2d
Biden did so bad that dems everywhere are in full panic mode.
BentleyBro
1 up, 2d, 1 reply
I'm watching it live as we speak. Biden is definitely stuttering a lot. Trump even has a couple moments of it himself. Less than Biden though (admittedly, also less than I'd be stuttering and pausing while speaking too)
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darko_yolo
1 up, 2d, 2 replies
Ma_Deuce
0 ups, 1d
It's good to know that in your part time gig as a speech pathologist, you have diagnosed stuttering as leading to total meltdowns, including mental lockups, and an inability to focus on one subject matter at a time while speaking. The latter apparently leading to mixing up subjects while attempting to answer questions, AND in the process bringing up subjects that his opponent would, because they make him look so bad.



I couldn't even make fun of him, yolo. That's how bad it was. It was sad and embarassing to see our POTUS in that condition.



I'm strongly considering treating him from now on like the well meaning, forgetful, elderly man that he is. Now that we all see his condition is as bad as it is (worse than even I had imagined), picking on him with memes could could almost seem like elder abuse, which of course I'm not into. 



That's in contradiction to Dr. Jill, who is ultimately responsible for the abuse Joe is enduring by being forced to pretend to be a capable, functioning POTUS.
BentleyBro
0 ups, 1d, 1 reply
I'm not saying anything against Biden's stutter. I've done that a lot my whole life as well. It's just something some of us have to deal with. Was just saying what they said was not actually what CNN showed. I'm not a huge Biden fan either, but I am fair about stuff like that
darko_yolo
1 up, 1d
It's all good I just wasn't sure if you knew that Biden actually has had a stutter for quite a while.

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I'll debate Trump anytime, anywhere! Of course, it will have to be on CNN, and I'll have to be able to let my boys shut off Trump's mic. Oh, and it can't be live, so we can edit before it goes on the air...