I won't ask you about your wiener, but I will upvote your two comments above twice!
Speaking of twice: two hot dogs in ONE BUN! Think of the possibilities!
Internet Genius Invents Bun to Hold Double Hot Dogs
Dec. 10, 2019
https://www.grubstreet.com/2019/12/genius-invents-bun-to-hold-double-hot-dogs.html
Joe Dator has revealed his illustrated renditions for the β yes, itβs true β two-hot-dog bun. The possibilities are seemingly endless. Just imagine: You can top each hot dog differently, wrap one in bacon and the other in prosciutto, fry one and grill the other, and so on and so on.