imgflip - image, get it?
Ok, the flip part sucks, unless someone truly enjoys typing a wall a text and then ending it with "done" only to have the "d" whisk them to some random crappy meme from 12yrs ago...
It's a visual medium first, comments, second - and a distant second at that.
This site is the Downtown Macy's Chistmas window display and we're the loon on the corner hollering how the microwaves on our cellies will turn us into mutated automatons for our alien overlords from planet Zarzom who will make us mine gold for them on Mars while they steal our water because there's no H2O in the rest of the universe. Then they'll eat us for dinner, which means I won't get to watch It's a Wonderful Life on tv this year and thus won't be able to keep aimlessly repeating, "B-Bu-But Mr Goward, I, uh, I uh, M-M-Mr Goward!" because I have no life.