I've always wanted a context to use this meme :).

Don't lose your minds to Nike Derangement Syndrome, Patriots. Please channel that anger into educating ourselves on the proper flag etiquette as spelled out by the American Legion. "§ 8. Respect for flag ... (d) The flag should never be used as wearing apparel, ... (i) The flag should never be used for advertising purposes in any manner whatsoever. It should not be embroidered on such articles as cushions or handkerchiefs and the like [shoes, underwear, gloves, socks all fall into this category]" https://www.legion.org/flag/code

There's no odor-eater industry for britches my friend

Don't let it touch the ground, baby