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Jesus and Guns | JESUS NEVER CARRIED A GUN. YEAH, WELL HE WAS ALSO KILLED BY THE 
GOVERNMENT FOR SPEAKING THE TRUTH. | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
974 views 79 upvotes Made by WVMontani 1 year ago in politics
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11 ups, 1y,
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Ouch! Also truth! Upvoted.
2 ups, 1y
And another meme with broken links
10 ups, 1y
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Interestingly, Jesus likewise was charged with sedition. 😯
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4 ups, 1y,
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Actualy it was JEWISH that got the state to kill Jesus.. Just like the State is being used on Trump..
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False.
Both Jesuses that time were arrested, tried, convicted and sentenced for sedition against Rome.
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Same tactic is being used today,against TRUMP.. using the state to do their dirty work against someone they can't control.
0 ups, 1y,
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Don't do that, don't. Even if Jesus was a myth, even I wouldn't make any such comparison and disrespect Jesus that way. They're not even the same species.
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0 ups, 1y,
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Pointing out a tactic is not disrespecting anyone, its simply pointing out a tactic evil uses
0 ups, 1y,
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That's not a tactic, that's cultism going to ridiculously silly extent.
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0 ups, 1y,
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Your obviously to brain washed
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"MRzoey

Your obviously to brain washed"

You're* obviously too* brain washed

Yeah, sure, fella, ok.
Perhaps instead of repeating falsehoods you don't understand you should simply look things up first.
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0 ups, 1y,
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I replied to a reply in my notifications. That reply was from you:

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0 ups, 1y,
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BS .. THE ROMANS said JESUS was a innocent man, and they offered up Barabos.. JEWS wanted Jesus dead..
0 ups, 1y,
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False.

Wait, did you say Barabbas? AKA Yeshua bar Abba AKA Joshua son of the Father AKA Jesus son of the Father? Any relation to Jesus Son of God the Father?

Two men
Same name
Same crime
Same time
Same judge
Same sentence
....... oh, but one lived because of a Roman custom of appeasing their minions which is a custom they never ever practiced anywhere ever.

Jesus was never executed. THAT was the original miracle. He was spared.
- that's if he ever existed at all, which he didn't till almost a century after he did.
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I see you follow the twisted jewish version.
0 ups, 1y
You CAN look this up, you know.......... from Christian source.
"bar" in Hebrew means "son," "abba" means father. bar Abba means son of the father. Barabbas is a corruption of "son of the father."

"MRzoey0 ups, <1h, 1 reply
BS .. THE ROMANS said JESUS was a innocent man, and they offered up Barabos.. JEWS wanted Jesus dead.."

You couldn't even spell the latter day version of the name right.

btw, the Jesus version isn't, as Jesus - even if he existed - was no messiah. He didn't do a single messianic thing. He got arrested on his fist try. Sedition, remember? You might want to look that up too.

Unlike bar Kokhba, Son of the Light, who lead a revolt against the Romans in 70AD and established self rule in Jerusalem for a few years.

Jesus, whose parting words to his Apostles was that he'd return WITHIN their lifetimes, didn't, and he didn't do anything else either. Period.
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0 ups, 1y
YEAH BROTHER! You'd better be carrying something
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2 ups, 1y
Guns did not exist then. They had knives and swords. Jesus didn't need one. But his disciples did at one time. Jesus said: "...and if you don't have a sword, sell your cloak and buy one." -Luke 22:36
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Oh, y'all would have hated Jesus with his "make sure you pay your taxes," "heal the sick with no thought of repayment," "don't charge interest and forgive debts," "feed and house the poor," and especially the "treat everyone with respect."
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Nah . . . nobody minds that if it's just some preacher saying it. The problem with today's Left is that they intend to ram it sideways down people's throat without themselves applying it equally across the board. White, male, and to the Right of Center . . . NONE of that good stuff is applicable to you; because the Left will attack you nonstop.
1 up, 1y,
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Oh, exactly. You're not going to do it even though Christ said you should.
2 ups, 1y,
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It went -- zipp! -- overhead, eh?
1 up, 1y,
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Oh, no. you nailed it.

As long as it's "some preacher" (no one who can hold you accountable) you're not going to do it.

And viewing helping those with less than you as an attack...is a great excuse to not have to do what God told you to do.

Like I said, you wouldn't get along with Jesus if he were walking around today.
2 ups, 1y
I adore that leftists create a strawman and then beat it to the point of destruction and then say, "So there!"
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Checkmate, christians.
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this is practically a christian meme but okay.
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1 up, 1y,
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I realize intelligence is not this stream’s forte, but you do realize that guns didn’t exist back when Jesus was supposedly alive.
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1 up, 1y
also i've never seen anyone use this template until just now
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1 up, 1y,
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Nahh bro
No wonder your relationship with Gardi is over 😔

Neither of yous could cook
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1 up, 1y,
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Bro I literally just took a hiatus and lucotic found someone else
Sometimes that's the way shit goes you know
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0 ups, 1y,
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Go***mn
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Yeah
8 ups, 1y,
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You spelled "your dad" wrong, there isn't a J or S in it.
2 ups, 1y,
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I think he's referring to Jesus (pronounced "hey-soos"), the short mexican man across the street that gets beat up by punk teenagers.
0 ups, 1y,
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No I 100% meant Jesus Christ your lord and savior.
1 up, 1y,
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Ahh gotcha.

Then you must be delusiona
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-l
0 ups, 1y,
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You believe in an invisible man that watches and judges you, and I’m delusional? 😂
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0 ups, 1y,
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Nah mate I'm atheist but I've seen Jesus walking down the street before
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0 ups, 1y
Same
He looks hot asf
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Precisely.
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According to an alarming number of conservatives, you’re not wrong.

https://newrepublic.com/post/174950/christianity-today-editor-evangelicals-call-jesus-liberal-weak
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I know. Jesus was a socialist snowflake. Handouts for the poor, turning the other cheek.... COMMIE!!!
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