Chuck Norris

1,859 views • 90 upvotes • Made by AlexCornitius 10 months ago in politics

23 Comments

UrbanDwellersAlmanac
6 ups, 10mo, 1 reply
Irony always makes for a clever meme
PoorBarryakaTaxGuy
3 ups, 10mo
It’s funny you say that because I am currently watching the World Ironing Championships, where the drama is unfolding…
LetsGo_Elect_Brandon_JR
6 ups, 10mo, 2 replies
This isn't because he quelled all the fem-npcs. It's because he's always prepared for anything. He carries his own iron and own sandwich at all times.
JakkFrost
4 ups, 10mo
I've seen women's idea of a sandwich, I'll make my own, tyvm. 😂
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darko_yolo
1 up, 10mo, 1 reply
LetsGo_Elect_Brandon_JR
3 ups, 10mo, 1 reply
I'm blown away... How long did that take lol
darko_yolo
1 up, 10mo, 1 reply
It took 7 hours human time... or 1 millisecond Chuck Norris time. 

😏
LetsGo_Elect_Brandon_JR
3 ups, 10mo, 1 reply
Chuck Norris is so fast he paints pictures before he paints them.
darko_yolo
1 up, 10mo, 1 reply
LetsGo_Elect_Brandon_JR
2 ups, 10mo, 1 reply
Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in with his bare hands.



Chuck Norris once tugged on Superman's cape AND spat into the wind at the SAME time.
darko_yolo
0 ups, 10mo, 1 reply
FACT- they wanted to add Chuck Norris to Mt Rushmore but the granite wasn't tough enough for his beard.
LetsGo_Elect_Brandon_JR
1 up, 10mo
I heard once the granite knew it was going to become a Chuck Norris face that the granite turned 100 times stronger, just from the rumor.
BeestMode113
5 ups, 10mo
regularfeller
7 ups, 10mo
Chuck has a PhD: A Petty ho Disciplinarian degree



( he took a test 😄)
DrSarcasm
4 ups, 10mo
Fauscovai
2 ups, 10mo
If you are a feminist, shame on you.
RYKAHNE
2 ups, 10mo
:0)
SwillPhift
0 ups, 10mo
Dammit, now I’m hungry.
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PragerUwU
0 ups, 10mo, 2 replies
JAWILLI
6 ups, 10mo, 1 reply
Yes. He is a tike traveler. Which is how he knows Chuck Norris jokes will always be funny
JAWILLI
6 ups, 10mo
*time
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5 ups, 10mo, 1 reply
LetsGo_Elect_Brandon_JR
1 up, 10mo
What...LMAO very multileveled

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WHEN CHUCK NORRIS ATTENDS A FEMINIST RALLY; HE COMES BACK WITH HIS SHIRT IRONED AND A SANDWICH