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Captain Obvious | PUTIN WOULD NOT HAVE INVADED UKRAINE IF TRUMP WAS PRESIDENT | image tagged in captain obvious | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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3 ups, 1y
“Well ackktually” -☝️🤓
2 ups, 1y
Hunter Biden | WE WOULDNT HAVE TRIED TO ILLEGALLY OVERTHROW PUTIN IF THERE WAS A POSSIBILITY ANYTHING COULD HAPPEN TO US | image tagged in hunter biden | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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2 ups, 1y
yes
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2 ups, 1y,
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That’s not true at all though
3 ups, 1y,
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I don't know. Putin was pretty active in terms of invading his neighbors both before and after Trump's term, but not during it.
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2 ups, 1y
That’s correlation not causation
0 ups, 1y
Trump promised on the campaign trail in 2016 to oust Russia from Crimea and Eastern Ukraine.
Instead he repeatedly tried to rescinde sanctions placed on them from his very first days in office onwards.
2 ups, 1y
Idk man, I am a democrat but I don't think Trump could handle a situation like this without indagnering the entirety of the states. The US can't go and fight with Ukraine simply due to the threat of nuclear war from Putin
1 up, 1y,
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Sure and while we're imagining.... There wouldn't be global inflation nor supply chain issues. The 2021power outages in Texas wouldn't have happened. There wouldn't have been a Chinese balloon. Will Smith wouldn't have slapped Chris Rock. It would be Friday 7 days a week. Joe Biden would stop eating ice cream. And America would still be the complete utopia that it was at the end of 2020.
🙄
3 ups, 1y,
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Nah. Trump would have been enough of a threat to scare Putin because he appeared insane (see Kim Jong Un). Biden is quite literally a joke.
1 up, 1y,
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BWAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
1 up, 1y,
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Maybe Hunter is off crack, looks like he put on some weight. Guess he still has a taste for some of his cravings he developed during his favors for crack trade era.
0 ups, 1y
Maybe.

Wait, who IS Hunter again? Name rings a bell.
1 up, 1y,
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Kim Jong Un??
Is that quite literally a joke too?
Lol

I mean sure..... "Little rocket man" briefly stopped shooting off his rockets while the donald was handing him propaganda on a silver platter (see photo of American President saluting North Korean general).

But....... when the "love letters" etc fell apart, while trump was still president, Kim resumed shooting off his rockets again. So using that as an example in this context is ridiculous.
3 ups, 1y,
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There is no comparison between Trump's peace through strength approach that kept our adversaries in check throughout the world and Bidens ridiculously indecisive and pathetically weak disaster of a foreign policy. We ARE GOING TO BE IN WWIII because of this shit for brains you voted for.
0 ups, 1y,
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Ya ya ya..OrangeManGood, BidenManBad ........
Trump - begins trade war with China.
Russia - invades Ukraine.
China - wants to invade Taiwan.
North Korea - just crazy in general.

All becuz BidenNnNn!!1
0 ups, 1y,
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0 ups, 1y
Trump's talked about starting a trade war since the 80's... meanwhile he's been using China for cheap labor just like everyone else. He recently proposed taxing ALL foreign goods (beyond China).... if that happens, brace yourselves for even more inflation.

Also according to investopedia, a "trade war" by definition is a retaliation. So by that definition, no.. my statement is not false.
1 up, 1y,
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Trump halted joint military exercises with SKorea and wanted to pull out of the DMZ altogether as per the request of Kim ung-un in exchange for.... nothing.

Trump pulled US troops out of northern Syria in order to allow Turkey to kill the very Kurdish soldiers who were fighting ISIL for us. This after a late night call with Erdogan, consulting no one, not military, not staff, no one. Again, in exchange for nothing.

Trump supplicated himself to Putin many a time, including live on stage in Helsinki where he said he believed his word over our own intelligence agencies, offered to turn over secret FBI files inverstigating Russia to him, as well as two American diplomats for interrogation by Russian secret police.
His first days in office he sought to overturn sanctions placed on Russia and return property conficated from them. He continously attempted to rescind further sanctions and moves against Russia throughout his term. His kow-towing has everyone believing Putin must be blackmailing him (see: Pee Pee Tape) or has some other hold, his servile behavior being bewildering in its imensity and eagerness.

Trump withdrew our troops from Iraq on the eve of the war he so desperately wanted for years with Iran, and ceased aggressions after Iran retaliated for assassinating their general for no reason, even lying about our soldiers in Iraqi barracks getting bombed by their missiles.

Trump signed over Afghanistan to the Taliban in a meeting that did not have a single member of the Afghan gov't in it.

John Bolton stated Russia was banking on Trump withdrawing the USA from NATO in 2021, after which it would waltz into Russian and whatever else it wanted to.

Capt Bone Spurs is the biggest beta cuck to have ever represented anything or anyone in America ever.
0 ups, 1y,
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"John Bolton stated Russia was banking on Trump withdrawing the USA from NATO in 2021, after which it would waltz into Russian and whatever else it wanted to."

So Russia was going to waltz into Russian - how exactly does that work?
1 up, 1y,
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0 ups, 1y,
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Humorous version of "help"

https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/halp#:~:text=(nonstandard%2C%20humorous)%20Alternative%20spelling,(%E2%80%9Chelped%E2%80%9D)%20quotations%20%E2%96%BC

Wow, one letter versus an entire word salad? Good for you. That's comparable.

I knew that the President of the Abby_Normal fan club wouldn't disappoint.

No wonder you were picked on in two consecutive schools.
1 up, 1y
Of course, "got halp a homeless" and "go help an woman." That explains it!
3 ups, 1y,
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Trump had a completely different way of dealing with these guys. Just look at how things have deteriorated with feckless Dementia Joe at the helm in terms of foreign policy.

Trump kept them engaged, but made sure they understood he had was willing to use appropriate levels of force, if necessary. Unlike Dementia Joe who could only talk about taking people out back and beating them up, Trump knows how to deal with bullies. Maybe it's because he does some bullying himself? I don't know...

But I sure as hell slept better with Trump as POTUS, knowing we were not going to get into a shooting war, since nobody wanted to mess with us while he as the commander in chief. Biden on the other hand? He has us this close (I'm holding my thumb and index finger barely apart) to getting into shooting wars with Russia and or China. NOT GOOD.

"I mean sure..... "Little rocket man" briefly stopped shooting off his rockets..."

So now the view from the left is that stopping shooting off rockets is not a good thing? Come on, man! (as Dementia Joe might say) How could anyone say our relationship with N. Korea is better under Biden?
0 ups, 1y
"How could anyone say our relationship with N. Korea is better under Biden?"

The only reason I was talking about NK was because the other person was attempting to point at what happened there as if it was some kind of proof that Kim was scared of trump. Also, bigger picture, the right reallllly seems to now view that time period with rose colored glasses. I've seen the NK "peace deal" or something like that included in short lists of trump "accomplishments" somewhat often... despite Kim firing rockets the entire time (both before and after the love letters or "peace deal" or whatever it was) during the trump presidency. Basically the only time he stopped was when trump was giving him attention. And I'm not sure if I'd consider that "fear".

Our relationship with North Korea seems more or less the same as it ever was. Little rocket man continues firing his rockets.

"So now the view from the left is that stopping shooting off rockets is not a good thing? "

*Insert the "so what you're saying is" meme here *

I'm saying a brief stop is ok... but I'm pretty sure the goal is for them to permanently stop. A school shooter would be a clear example where this is also the case. Because if someone's mowing kids down in a school and they pause... and then continue.. who really cares about the pause ? The goal is for them to stop permanently.

But I will say... on the other hand, if there is any good to come of Kim shooting off rockets... the more missiles he blows up in the water, the less missiles he has to blow up on a city.

As far as China.. the donald kind of started the trade war with them so that wasn't exactly marching us away from war. But arguing about speculation over how anything might be currently different if trump had not lost the presidency as far as China, Russia, etc is kind of pointless anyway... (Or more pointless than most arguments/ discussions here anyway.)

In any case you might have but I sure didn't sleep much better under trump. Here's a catchy little tune from that time period.
:P

https://youtu.be/NJaS0R_sZxk
1 up, 1y,
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"I fell in love"

The cringe of the commie loving doofus.
0 ups, 1y
I guess they broke up?
3 ups, 1y,
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Try to stay on point, yolo.
1 up, 1y
Ditto.
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