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WE NEED TO BAN ASSAULT WEAPONS; OK, WHAT IS AN "ASSAULT WEAPON"? UMM...WELL...YOU KNOW...THE THING | image tagged in angry joe biden,matt walsh,joe biden | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
3,780 views 44 upvotes Made by ToneDef 1 year ago in politics
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7 ups, 1y,
4 replies
An assault weapon is any weapon that can be used to assault someone. An incomplete list: AR-15, AK-47, Gatling Gun, MP-4, baseball bat, pocket knife, hands, feet... etc...etc...
5 ups, 1y,
1 reply
almost politically correct redneck red neck | PET ALLIGATOR | image tagged in almost politically correct redneck red neck | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
4 ups, 1y,
1 reply
Florida man traps alligator | "ASSAULT ALLIGATORS" IS A THING IN FLORIDA | image tagged in florida man traps alligator | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
3 ups, 1y
Oh i know. I lived there.
2 ups, 1y
Crocodile Dundee Knife | THAT'S NOT A KNIFE THIS IS AN "ASSAULT" KNIFE | image tagged in crocodile dundee knife | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
1 up, 1y
Wrench, baseball bat, candlestick, yep let's ban these
1 up, 1y,
1 reply
By far hands and feet kill more people than knives, guns, rifles, baseball bats and every other weapon. People are beaten to death at a much higher rate.

Therefore, we must ban all assault hands and assault feet immediately.
1 up, 1y
true
4 ups, 1y
Heeheh
Dementia boi
3 ups, 1y,
3 replies
Alaska has guns and there is hardly any crime.

New york denied gun rights and crime is sky high.

Connect the dots, people.
3 ups, 1y,
1 reply
John Spartan(Demolition Man movie) - "This isn't the wild west. Even the wild west wasn't the wild west."
0 ups, 1y
Actually it still is. It may not seem so given that that hardly anyone lives in them to make crime exceedingly noticable, bit there's a reason it's still referred to by the FBI as the Wild West.
1 up, 1y,
2 replies
That's a false equivalency. In Alaska they are just trying to survive, they don't have time to think about doing a crime.
2 ups, 1y
Alaska isnt some primitive state ot anything, it's part of the us and is thriving. I would know, I lived there. Besides, amendment 2, we have the right to bear arms. They're illegally taking it away.
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
Actually Alaska tops the list with HIGHEST violent crime rate of any US state.
0 ups, 1y
Source please.
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
Alaska has the HIGHEST violent crime rate of any US state.
Per capita, it, and most other states (cities, towns, trailer parks, etc) far exceeds that of NY.
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
Hm that's not what my dad told me (he knows a lot)
But, we still have our rights nonetheless
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
mmm, wOt?
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
Amendment 2
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
"Hm that's not what my dad told me (he knows a lot)"

wha?

PS: The 2A ain't the only 'right'
1 up, 1y,
1 reply
Well since it IS a right they can't take it away. It's not just constitutional, it's god given.
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
No, it's NOT God given.
God gave no so-called rights. In fact, Genesis says people were cast out of Eden for gainng the capacity for free agency, from which 'rights' would be attached to.
Plus the Chinese ain't invented guns quite yet then.
Oh, and it was Cyrus the Great who gave people rights.

I don't care about that nonsense.
I asked you about this:

"Hm that's not what my dad told me (he knows a lot)"

Look, this is all grand, but I gotta go warm dinner. Ain't got time to waste on Apeal To Authority Who Is Dad right now.
1 up, 1y,
3 replies
Nah I read a book about this. Makes sense.
2000 year leap
Quite nice
Besides, I could see if these unalienable rights match up with the Torah or something. But at least they're in the constitution
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
Commies like Modda don’t believe in rights. Only rights for themselves and the people who agree with them.
0 ups, 1y
For now I think these unalienable God given rights make sense.
Seeeee?
0 ups, 1y
*le sigh* Our rights were created IN the Constitution, and at the time, they only were granted to rich land owning WASP adult males.
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
Well, um, your 'sources' aren't.
1 up, 1y
Constitution is a reliable source for our rights
1 up, 1y
0 ups, 1y
Matt Walsh is a groomer.
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