don't lie and say that you didn't hear the actual sound from the video in your head

I bet I could eat blades of grass

I bet that I could turn Mercury into harmless substances.

Even though I'm not good at Chemistry.

hellooooooooooooooooo
i'm a piece of garbage
(weird how this never became popular but the sequel did)

oh hi thanks for checking in

iM sTiLL a PeICe oF gARbAGe

I actually tried that once as a child.

Wood is better, especially oak wood.

im not lying when i say i didnt hear it because i didnt see the accual video

I think it's from bill wurtz

same

Same

me, too

We could make a religion out of this comment section

Commentian: We worship the people with memes on the front page and burn TikTokers as ritual sacrifices for the lord Iceu. sound about right?

Iceu is just my n word

excuse me what

We n words

Who should the Jesus of this religion be? Im open to suggestions.

Gordon Ramsay for, hear me out, absolutely blasting That Vegan Teacher in every single f**king TikTok he makes.

I was thinking they should be something related to memes or Imgflip culture

Like maybe Bingus

yes.

it only takes 3 members for it to be an official religion...

now we have 4 lol

I bet I could into a good person

Not anymore, there’s a blanket (covering me)

And now they're everywhere. Almost.
♫ Ice Age ♫
Wait, you can walk over here? Cool.
♫ Not anymore... ♫
Well I guess we're stuck here now.

Let's review, there's people in the planet.
And they're chasing the food.
F**k it, time to plant some grass.

Look at this, I control the food now!
Now everyone would want to be my friend and live with me.
Let's all build houses but mine is bigger because I own the food.
Great I wonder if anyone else is doing this!

Tired of using rocks for everything?
Use metal. It's underground.

Better farming was just invented in a sweet dank valley right in between these two rivers.
And the animals are helpin'.

♫ Guess what happens next? ♫
More food and more people who came to buy the food.
Now you need people to help make the food and keep track of sales and now you need houses for people to live in and people to make the houses and now there's more people and they invent things which makes things better and more people come and there's more farming, more people to make more things for more people and now there's business, money, writing, laws, power-
♫ Society~ ♫
Coming soon to a dank river valley near you.

While out in the middle of nowhere, the horses are probably being tamed.

Why is all my metal so lame and lumpy?
Tired of using lame, sad metal?
Introducing...
♫ Bronze! ♫
Made with special ingredient tin from the far lands of tin land!
I don't know, my dealer won't tell me where gets it.

But guess what.
♫ Egypt! ♫

Meanwhile in the middle of nowhere, they put wheels on a horse. Now we're getting somewhere.

Also-
♫ China! ♫
And did I mention-
♫ Indus River Valley Civilization! ♫
♫ Norte Chico! ♫

Middle east is getting more complicated because it is in the middle of the east.

Knock knock, or clop clop, it's the people with the horses and they made an empire and then everyone else copied their horses.

♫ Greeks! ♫
Oh, look! It must be the Greeks or a beta version of the Greeks.

Let's check in the Indus River Valley Civilization. They're gone.
Guess who's not gone?
♫ China ♫

♫ New arrivals in India maybe it's those horse people or something about that... or there cousins, or something... and they wrote some hymns and mantras and stuff... ♫
We can make a religion out of this!

There's the bronze age collapse...

♫ Now the Phoenicians can get down to business! ♫

Also, can we switch to a metal that is a little easier to find?
Thanks.

Look who came back to Israel! It's the twelve tribes of Israel!
(Continuation...)

♫ And they believe in God! ♫
Just one. He's got like a ten-step program.

Here's some huge heads. Must be the Olmecs.

The Phoenicians made some colonies.
The Greeks copied their idea and made some colonies.
The Phoenicians made a colony so big it makes colonies.

Here comes the Assyrian Empire.
Never mind, it's the Babylonian- Median-
♫ It's the Persian Empire! ♫
Wow, that's big.

Ah, the Buddha was just enlightened!
Who's the Buddha?
This guy who sat under a tree for so long he figured out and ignored the fact the world's dying.
We can make a religion out of this.

Oops! China just broke! But while it was breaking, Confucius was figuring out how to have good morals.

Ah! The Greeks just had an idea of thinking about stuff!
And right over here, Alexander just had the idea of conquering the entire Persian empire.
It's a great idea. He was great... and now he's dead.
Hopefully, the rest of the gang will share the empire evenly in between them.

Ah, it's Chandragupta!
He says, "Get the hell out of here. Will you get the hell out of here if I give you 500 elephants? Okay, thanks, bye."
♫ Time to conquer all of India! Most of India! ♫
But what about this part? That's the Tamil Kings.
No one conquers the Tamil Kings.
Who are the Tamil Kings?
♫ Merchants, probably... and they've got spices! ♫
Who would like to buy the spices?
"Me", said the Arabians selling it to the rest of the world.

Hey, China put itself back together again with good morals as their main philosophy!
Actually, there are three main philosophies.
Out here, the horse nomads ride wild and free and they would like to ransack your city.

Let's check the Greekification levels of the Greekified Kingdoms.
Greekification Overload.
"Bye" said the Parthians, "Bye" said the Jews.
"Hi", said the Parthians taking over the entire place.
"Hey", said the Romans eating the entire Mediterranean for breakfast.
"Thanks for invading our homeland", said the Jews starting to get tired of people invading their homeland.
"Hi! Everything's great", some guy who seems to be getting very popular and arrested and killed for being too popular which only makes him more popular.
We can make a religion out of this!

Want silk? Now you can buy it from China!
They made a-
♫ Brand new road to the world! ♫
♫ Or you can get there on water... ♫
"Sick! New trade routes", said India accidentally spreading their religion to the entire South-East.
Mmm, that's a good place for an epic trading kingdom.
(Continuation...)

there goes buddhism traveling up the silk road, i wonder if it'll reach china before it collapses again.
remember the persian empire? yep said the persians making a new one.
axum is getting so powerful they would like to build a long stick.
has anyone populated madagascar yet? let's do it together!
china is whole again

then it broke again

still can't cross the sahara desert? try camels. "heck yeah now we got business" said the ghana empire selling lots of gold. and sl-
hi, i live in the roman empire and i was wondering
is loving jesus legal yet?
no
actually ok sure said constantine moving the capital way over here to be closer to his main rival.
don't worry about rome, it won't fall.
it's the golden age of india
there's the gupta empire. not chandragupta just gupta. first name chandra. the first.
guess who's in rome?
barbarians
who's a barbarian?
non-romans say the romans being invaded by non-romans
rip roman empire
err actually just half of it, the other half's fine but it's not in rome anymore so let's give it a new name.
(continue this my hands are sore)

Ikr

Taste the sun

Me, who's trying to breathe as quietly as possible so you can go to sleep and I can grab you

WHY CAN I RELATE TO THIS?

And now they’re everywhere

Noice Bill Wurtz meme.

Forgot how the video went. SO.

lol that used to happen everyday when i was young

relatable

I dont know that video, so I did not hear the sound

i have never even seen that video..

THE SUN IS A DEADLY LAZER

Indeed

My brain: HOLY F*CK WHY ME GET OUT OF MY HOUSE AHHH SH*T WHERES MY DAD WHEN I NEED HIM

So true!

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