Dads don't babysit unless they're looking after someone else's children. They parent their own children.

There really are some people who have absolutely no self-preservation instincts whatsoever.

A house in a neighborhood like the one pictured is almost certainly not going to have a lawn big enough to warrant using a riding lawnmower.

If that's real, it probably works about as well as the Nintendo Power Glove.

What's wrong with you?