vegans

If this guy had run for president, the media would've attacked his *critics*.

Lesbians in movies, and lesbians in real life, are two completely different things. In real life, it's two female humans who look, dress, behave, and sound, exactly like men. Except they don't groom as much as *bachelors*.

Czech women are too hot to be allowed

I can live with this, because we only use these once. It's when *cereal* boxes won't open cleanly that I want to smash things.