Objective fact: People who ask "Who farted?" are trying to be antagonistic, and nothing else. They're demanding for the culprit to single themselves out and put themselves on the spot.

And you still don't know how to spell "congradgulayshuns."

It would be funny except for the fact that fossil fuels come from the remains of animals farther back from dinosaurs than dinosaurs are from us.

First panel: it's a one way street, and you can't turn left to merge onto it for some reason

Tony's original girlfriend was named "Guy"?