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IMAGINE IF YOU WILL; THAT NOAH LOADED ONLY MALE ANIMALS ON THE ARK BECAUSE HE WAS NOT A BIOLOGIST; GENTS ONLY | image tagged in rod serling twilight zone,noah loading animals on ark | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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11 ups, 3y,
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4 ups, 3y
Damn boi, those are the straightest facts I have heard in a long time!
4 ups, 3y
But the left said men can have babies.....
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1 up, 3y,
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1 up, 3y
Bottom line, it's just words. Like em, hate em, just words.

Looking from the outside of this haterz vs those they hate ring, it seems more than a tad silly this ruckus about words that at the end of the night don't mean crap as you lay your head down to sleep. Words.

If you have a problem with that, then that's on you. The problem is with you and within you. Over words. Just words.
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7 ups, 3y,
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Imagine if you will, thinking that the universe came into existence, created by nothing.
7 ups, 3y,
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Imagine thinking something as complex as DNA was purely random...
2 ups, 3y,
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Case in point - This allows the 3 billion base pairs in each cell to fit into a space just 6 microns across. If you stretched the DNA in one cell all the way out, it would be about 2m long and all the DNA in all your cells put together would be about twice the diameter of the Solar System.
1 up, 3y,
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And?
1 up, 3y
Genesis 21:12 said it tho!
3 ups, 3y
lol so true
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2 ups, 3y
At least we don't need to imagine a world in which we can define our own gender, however unique and improbable.
1 up, 3y
Excellent point!
The Bible says what about DNA? Electricity? The Interwebz? Treatments for leprosy that don't require stoning to death except maybe if Jesus kinda felt bad for them one day? Nada.
They say the Gods had to make a big ball of fire in the sky to have light. We can do it with the flick of a switch,,,
1 up, 3y,
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Scientists don't say it was random
2 ups, 3y
Your scientists say what they're paid to say... so...
3 ups, 3y,
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God spoke and bang, it happened. Big Bang Theory.
2 ups, 3y
Yes, as far as I can tell. However, I have heard some other convincing theories.
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1 up, 3y,
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ever heard of something called the big bang theory? there are more facts to support that theory than facts to support religious theories of how the universe came into existence.
4 ups, 3y,
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Oh really? Explain how nothing created something.
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i would but i mean, shit. you could stop being lazy and do it yourself. you have the internet right in front of you.

im atheist and believe in facts and logic and not religion.
1 up, 3y
Yeah, you believe in facts and logic, and that's why when I ask you for it, you don't give it to me.
2 ups, 3y,
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Yeah, there is no proof, just someone that said it would create itself out of nothing because gravity, which didn't exist before the universe.
1 up, 3y,
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I didn't know you were an atheist.
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I was talking about the "it came from nothing" crowd.
2 ups, 3y
That is actually what they say: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dWyN7Jlulo8
0 ups, 3y
black matter sounds like that porn hub of the interracial couple that fs the whole country
2 ups, 3y,
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Just like Jesus Christ , there is physical evidence that Noah existed . How much of the rest of the story is true , who knows .
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i've never seen any evidence of the actual existence of Noah. I'd like to read it if you have a link handy.

A big-ass flood may have actually happened. There's a lot of evidence for a regional massive flood that created the Black Sea.

https://www.smithsonianmag.com/science-nature/evidence-for-a-flood-102813115/

it was 7,000 years ago (longer than the bible says possible) and it wasn't worldwide.
2 ups, 3y
Remnants of a boat , believed to be the Ark , have been found .
0 ups, 3y
I will say you are correct about one thing , the Timeline doesn't work . Whether it's the change of calendars used or something else
3 ups, 3y,
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Sorry, multiple independent cultures have flood stories where a Noah and his family escape the flood in a big box.
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There is actual evidence of a big-ass flood happening. But it wasn't worldwide. And 1 guy didn't build a big boat and put a bunch of animals in it

It created the Black Sea and it was over 7,000 years ago (which is older than what bible scholars say could possibly be).

https://www.smithsonianmag.com/science-nature/evidence-for-a-flood-102813115/
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Yes and talk about conflicting legends , Christians and Jews believe it is where the Garden of Eden was , but many believe it was the lost city of Atlantis
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The flood levels of the geologic column span multiple continents. Every culture has flood stories. It's pretty clear there was a worldwide flood.
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1) the flood does not. There is no evidence of a global flood. 0 amounts of evidence.
2) MANY cultures have a flood story. A disproportional amount of them are near the Black sea.
3) It is not. All geological evidence says there was no global flood.
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You say that, but I already provided evidence. You haven't refuted anything.
0 ups, 3y,
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No. You have not. Please provide scientific evidence of a global flood that wiped out humanity and all animals (except for the "2 of every kind" on the ark).

There should be so many ancient cities that were abandoned all at the same time, covered in the same layers of mud/debris/bones.

But there aren't any.

So, please, show me some science that backs up a global flood.
0 ups, 3y,
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Reread my comment then do some research.
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No. You made a claim that there is evidence of a global flood.

Where is that evidence?

Show it to me.
0 ups, 3y,
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I already did. Global flood planes crossing continents.
0 ups, 3y
You making a broad statement is not evidence.

Show me the science.
0 ups, 3y
Not when the stories are nearly identical. And all the other physical evidence.
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