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Mistletoe | WOULD YOU KISS ANY OF THEM UNDER THE MISTLETOE? I WOULDN'T KISS ANY OF THEM IF I WAS UNDER THE INFLUENCE! | image tagged in the squad,memes,laughing leo | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
5,036 views 65 upvotes Made by WayneUrso 3 years ago in politics
31 Comments
6 ups, 3y
Homer Simpson Hmmmm | NO, BUT I'D HANG MISTLETOE OVER MY BUTT SO THEY CAN ALL KISS MY ASS | image tagged in homer simpson hmmmm | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
4 ups, 3y
Hunter Biden | I might have during my 3 week high but I have no memory of anything those 3 weeks | image tagged in hunter biden | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
4 ups, 3y
50's newspaper | I see the front two brought their small dildos to work that day | image tagged in 50's newspaper | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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6 ups, 3y,
1 reply
The stench from the room those 4 are in would make a sewage treatment plant smell good.
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3 ups, 3y
My mom is not one of those 4 I was discussing, but keep up the bs, it fits you well
2 ups, 3y
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4 ups, 3y,
1 reply
I would. No question.
6 ups, 3y,
3 replies
Going down the line - Hates Jews, Hates Whites, Hates Jews, Complete Moron.
2 ups, 3y
3 ups, 3y,
1 reply
When jealousy consumes you.
1 up, 3y
LOL SMH!!!
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2 ups, 3y,
1 reply
You made that up, you made that up, you made that up, and you made that up. In that order.
1 up, 3y
3 ups, 3y,
2 replies
You're playing 'Tell everyone you're an incel without telling them you're an incel'?
6 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"Incel" refers to someone who is "involuntarily celibate."

He's saying he would not voluntarily kiss any of them.

Not the same thing.
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2 ups, 3y,
2 replies
They're pretending it's voluntary as a thinly veiled excuse for the fact that they would be quite unilaterally rejected by the other party.

As is often the m/o of the incel: reacting to the rejection overaggressively to assert that the woman wasn't even desired anyway.

Hence, how to tell everyone they're an incel without telling them they're an incel.
4 ups, 3y,
2 replies
Well, that's possible, but it requires some leaps for which there is no direct evidence. How do you know they are pretending? There's nothing in what the OP said that suggests they are. The other party's rejection is not considered in the scenario given. Given the opportunity, would you or would you not? There is also no evidence that any of the responders are in fact celibate. But certainly, yours is a possible interpretation.
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
Because those 4 women have tried coaxing the OP with mistletoe only to be met with his refusal is the inspiration behind this meme so therefore all indications to the obvious is simply pretending?
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
Wow, you read a lot into that.
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
Because the flame wars spawned by a silly meme are like totally not overblown in the slightest at all a lot?
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
Seeing someone waiting under mistletoe does not specify who they want to be kissed by. So the idea that the women are "coaxing" the OP is unfounded. His refusal to kiss them is not an indication of his celibacy. This is boring.
1 up, 3y
[{pssssst, they're not because there's no mistletoe and it's just a meme and thus not reality because in the real world they're really kinda sorta almost not at all that desperate for rightie smooches regardless how fetching the would-not-be kisser is a lot}]

This site, I swear,,,
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2 ups, 3y,
1 reply
I understood Bob Dobbs with very few leaps if any. I think it's just you.
4 ups, 3y,
1 reply
You're entitled to opinion of course, but that is just your interpretation of both the OP and Bob Dobbs. Which was sort my general point in my response to you: the incel comment is the product of the bias of his opinion and political bent. It could be true, but there is no evidence from the post to support it.
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2 ups, 3y
It's really not rocket science. Both remarks were very clear in intention.
2 ups, 3y,
1 reply
Thanks, I forget their level of comprehension sometimes.
2 ups, 3y
Then it's good you have your "friend" Anti to remind you.
2 ups, 3y
Eloquence in comments -
2 ups, 3y,
1 reply
There ain't enough whiskey!!!!
1 up, 3y
There ain't enough BaeOC.
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