Watch out, boys! Next we'll get deleted for calling someone some sticks! Imgflip = Soviet gulag

Ahhh, the nice mod decided to give me a 30 hour timer! Thank you master! May I have another? It's a privilege providing content to a site that treats it's top users like shit. It's a great system! Who knows what the f**k I posted to get timered. F**king shit hole.

Btw notice how even defending trump being pro ltbg is delete worthy. F**king bunch of weakass sodomites.

THEY ARE GETTING INSANE :0)

:0)

:^)

Up to about 53 now.

Awww, thanks V, that's real sweet.

Lookie lookie

It's wonderful how things are the same for years, then overnight completely change the modding policy without declaring anything.

wonder if I'll get banned for saying f*ggot too many times

I don't really know what you have to do to get banned. The LTBG mod will timer the shit out of you tho.

haha like f*ggot I get it 🤣

I got banned for some stupid shit when I first made this acc. I don't remember what it was, but I do remember that it was a pretty obvious joke

Fun is no longer permitted here. This IS A SERIOUS MEMESITE GO***MN IT!!!!!REEEEEEEEEEE

it wasn't even political, here's a screenshot

Seems like satire to me but I can see a salty mod deleting that. That's what irks me, we can't even have some decent bantz.

What's your source for that?

Well, I posted this, a variant of a meme I had many times sent to a persistent troll and I got a message from someone that they hadn't laughed that hard in awhile, and I went to respond and low and behold!! Deleted. You'll notice I blocked the name and blacked out both the kid and the dog, so their identities aren't exposed to the world, so hopefully I won't get timered again.

So kinda stuff like that.

That IS funny as all hell. I'll have to use it (or something similar) the next time some sealion asks me for my source.

(I was being sarcastic & humorous asking you for a source, btw, hope that you picked up on that.)

It might be the AIDS crack. Can't offend the protected class by mentioning their greatest contribution!

Uhhh, perhaps, been a tad edgy, but it's all good.

The mods were trying to stretch mine out for as long as possible.

HEY! What a motherf**king shock.

I feel your pain.

Just taking a wild guess on who.

To be fair, he had no problems for a couple years. So I doubt it's his idea to crack down.

Wow, I have to admit. I thought I got a strike against me and I was like, "I never said that!"

Man, that sucks. This site is getting shitty. Not just the comment banning, but all the stupid kids that are infesting this site with their garbage. I can't even go on the fun stream anymore.

But you were timered?

Yeah, the kids are worse than the banning altho some are really awesome. I haven't posted in fun in years. Altho that was also due to negative 'fun' memes about Trump being fine but they denied all my positive ones.

No, when I clicked on your meme, for some reason I thought it was them telling me I was banned. 😂

Oh, sorry.

I totally did, too, Chad. In fact, I bet a lot of conservatives who initially saw Sydney's meme felt the same way, lol, and then were relieved to find out it was Syd, lmao. It was one of those funny/not funny moments as it is 'wrong' to censor speech and tell people how they have to think.

lol

You two haven't been timered. That message only comes up when you try to post.

Where the hell was that, to whom?
It's racyst against English!

Oh yes, I also inadvertently offended long dead ex slaves by calling whoever came up with juneteenth a retard. Sorry, it is f**king retarded. It's not a word.

Oh yeah, I saw that exchange.
As I recall there was another 1 or 2 involved. I take it they've not fared better?

Seems I was the only one with a comment deleted but who knows?

I later saw the profile of one of them memers, and his comment was still there.

Someone cried to the mod that I dared to say retard. Retarded, if you ask me.

I guess they took it personally.

OH NO HE DIHN'T!

I guess this is off the table now

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Looks like Capt Archer got into some alternate universe again...

lol looked through 64 pages and can't find any pics of a downy with a gun. Wtffffff

hmmm, do you suffer from too much time on your hands (like me)?

That was the series finale. He swallowed his toothbrush and died RIP

I liked that show. Star Trek Enterprise too. Anything with Bakula.

Oh, I meant images I posted as comments.

lol one place where the w**re that shouldn't be named beat you lol

Some months ago I searched through tons (in an old dormant account) all the way to the beginning looking for one (to no avail) where I just quoted the first line from the Bible and triggered a bunch, 3 days from believers then 3 days from atheistics. All I did was post the line on a Godly image as a comment, and I'm asking these people railing at me, "Have you not read any of these other comments?"

It was great, because I had these opposing factions arguing not against me, but what they wanted to pretend I had said. One of my fave (extended) moments here, if not #1. I had gotten them to troll themselves - without even trying. *wipes small prideful tear of joy*

That's why it's a pain to find any older meme I've posted. It wasn't bad before but not I've got 700 pages and that's only going back a year and a half, maybe 2. That's why I tend to reuse some, keep em bumped up fresh.

Submitted? Sheyat.
Remember when one of my other incarantions had only one for the longest? That was great. Then it was 2 for another year.

Does this asshole get paid by the comment deletion? Now censored words still get you deleted.

It's strange to me you're using this as an example of how dumb it was that the comment was deleted. The comment consists of calling someone a moron, an idiot, and a dumbf**k all at once.

As an aside, whether a word is starred out is irrelevant. Swearing is totally fine and we're actually going to remove the automatic asterisks for nsfw enabled users at some point.

Hi, Acuity, glad you could stop by.

It's not that it's dumb, it's that it's inconsistent. I've been posting in the politics stream from the very start. I've got my schtick, some might not like it but I've perhaps got the most imgflip points for someone who posts mainly in the politics stream so some obviously like it. Now, I've been hit with timer after timer lately. Now some, I understand because I can go a little far but when you get hit with 3 deletions at once, it can be tough to realize what exactly the boundaries are. The politics stream has always been combative and that's what makes it great when so many websites are completely sterilized.

If the rules have been changed, why haven't we been told? I like this site. But if the owner wants to change the policy on modding, there's nothing I can do but alot of this could be avoided if we just know the boundaries. I stay out of the fun stream and don't mix it up in the kiddy streams but there are a few streams built around politics where it caters to more non partisan and friendly debate. Can we not have the politics stream be for adults?

So swearing is okay but swearing at people is not? Is that the line? Personally, I don't mind the asterisks.

Hehehehehe, the line.

This type of line may be the hardest thing for humanity to ever solve, you could argue even impossible. Building rockets and flying to the moon is trivial in comparison, because once you figure out the precise engineering required, it works, definitively, no matter what, forever. People who enjoy crossing the line will continue tweaking their responses to get closer and closer to whatever line may exist because they want the maximum amount of crossing that doesn't get them banned. At the same time, global culture and opinion is constantly changing, putting pressure on us in different directions and shifting slightly where the line has to be.

This is why the terms of service must be as precise as _possible_, but still with plenty of ambiguity, so that we don't have to change them every 90 seconds to add minuscule tweaks and examples of precise language, which then of course users would slightly tweak their behavior to avoid.

At the same time as all that, the line is subjectively dead simple. Don't be a jerk. If you are, your content is liable to be deleted. That's it.

I do agree that more consistency will always be better. Unfortunately, us moderators also have the curse of being human, so we cannot perfect the line we draw with the same precision as those perfectly machined rockets :)

Meanwhile shit in a meme won't even trigger a nsfw tag.

That's absolutely ridiculous.

Dick Cheny don't mind.

Worried you got timered there for a moment.

I had figured I was gonna get one today for upsetting the Vegan contingant.

Fair point.

Agreed, but interesting story, I recall reading this years ago, but haven't seen it in print since...when the Union soldiers rode into Texas to tell them about the Emancipation Proclimation, the slaves weren't sure of the exact date, just that it was sometime between the 13th and the 19th, hence the cute little "Juneteenth". SMH.

As a grateful federal employee getting holiday pay on 6/18, I can only ask why aren't we getting all seven days off?

Thx, someone else mentioned a story similar.

You should feel lucky the holiday isn't ONLY for black people. I noticed too that the Tulsa race riot now is all of a sudden the Tulsa race MASSACRE (cue echo effects) I wonder how long blacks are going to be pandered to? Even more affirmative action, including the VP, in 75% of all commercials, public spectacles of guilty leftists literally kissing their feet... Amazing what a year of rioting can accomplish. I wonder when the significantly larger Hispanic community is going to stand up and say what about us?

"You should feel lucky the holiday isn't ONLY for black people" - That's hilarious because I had that same thought yesterday, what if they made MLK Day & Juneteenth paid holidays only for African-Americans? That could be the form or reparations and it wouldn't cost the government too much money, two paid holidays per year for the rest of their life that white people aren't getting.

Altho I'm sure some don't care, your hardcore race hustlers would never accept that, especially now. I personally think they should be offered free passage to Africa and that's it but what I think means zilch. If America is so oppressive and white supremacist, let the ones that claim that go to a black country with black government and police force. I just find reparations too dicey now. Imagine being a descendant of the Africans that sold slaves, immigrating a few years ago and then receiving reparations? Oh well.

To Mr. Mayo. Crying again about how he can't call whites mayo. So I made a point and was timered. Oh well. I have ZERO idea why I was timered after. Especially for DEFENDING Trump for being the 1st progay prez upon inauguration. I can't remember what image I used. Who knows what else?

I used this in-the-refrigerated-section pic lest anyone reports me for making fun of pork meatballs relished in - you guessed it! - merry ol' England!

hmmm, them Brits seem rather fond of utilizing the word. Perhaps the whole isle can be sued.

btw, got stuck while trying to return to this page and when it finally got unstuck, I was a couple away from the original convo if you want screenshots.

Wow, that's a new one. Haha with West country sauce. Altho the company name is even more surprising. Ahhh, the brits and their love of eating f*ggot balls.
Of the meme in question?

The British keep finding new ways to abuse that word. They are a mean people.

Yeah, it's on this tab with your comments and everyone's.

It was a clever trick that they somehow got away with looting, murdering and exploiting for HUNDREDS of years across the entire planet. I suppose they should ship some f*ggot balls to their cousins Deutchland. Hell, they don't even get flack for millions dead in India.

What can you do? Maybe show it to mini so he won't feel so bad for getting dinged for mayo.

shhhh, you're not supposed to talk about the millions of dead in India, nor the Persian famine in which a third to half the country starved while the Brits took their food for use elsewhere because they outnumber the deaths of you-know-who plus we're not supposed to care about them because they don't whine enough and they talk funny languages.

But does that box advocate that we pork ******s? 4 at a time?

Holy shit! I missed that whole angle. I despise pork and kind of gloss over the word. Pork f*ggots HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit.

They're trying to make is a family thing!
(It gets better!)

I told you a while back that back in the day I wanted to convert to Judaism but, well, you know, even imitations with other meats can't replace the real thing.

However, the ingredients of these ******s are on the offal side [see what I did there?] and rival Scrapple in that I'd-rather-not-know-aspect. However, I do love Scrapple.

Notice the "Now with more sauce" in the first one I posted?
What is wrong with these people?

Maybe we can get them to fight imgflip too! For rights and all that. Why should this English pork get bullied by the gay community???

A firm family traditon since 1925, no less! (that brand, anyways)

LIBERATE MUH PORK **G***Z AND DO IT FOR THE WOKENESS!!!!!

And maybe if we can get the Phree Muh Medical Cannabis crowd to do the same for tobacco, we can get them in on this liberation too!

Yeah pork has a unique flavor hard to imitate.

Well there goes my
"They're trying to make is a family thing!
(It gets better!)"
setup, as it was aiming at that "firm family favourite" bit.

Freedom for ******s?
*bites lip so as to not say that freedom evidently excludes meat and tobacco products*

That's some repugnant shit. I saw a Gordon Ramsey series where they looked at English sausages in the major chains and I was surprised how low quality alot of it was. This looks particularly shit.

Offal is a tragically under utilized word.

Probably drier than Betty White's... well, probably dry as hell. 10% sawdust.

Saw this posted a few years ago elsewhere, almost forgot it.

HEY! No makey funny of tha Betty!!!!

There was this Brit show, Fat Man on a Bike Goes Norse (plus other places), where this middle aged gent visited another country per episode on (mostly) his bike. It was hilarious, as he had a understated way of pointing out the utter ridiculousness of some situations. Him taking a cab in India will knock you off the chair.

Anyways, in one he went to Germany, and ordered a meal at some famous pub. It was a huge platter of a bunch of pork cuts and sausages, all boiled, and the dude darn near barfed just at the sight of it, but in the funniest way.

Anyways, they were showing it on PBS here, and after 5 or 6 episodes it was gone and I was sad.

I was going to mention her steaks. You know those oldtimers cooked them gray.

Sound decent, I was just looking at a brit series kinda like that.

I tend to overcook meat.

lol

Here's another one from across the pond that always made me say "huh?"

Funny that this variety is made by John Kerry's wife!

Nothing better to fill a can than spotted dick!

I heard of that one not too many years ago.

I see that and raise.

Gee, imagine a rich woman marrying that stiff.

OOH, I love me a bowl of hot, steamy, delectable cock!

At a C-Town where my apt was at, they had that for a few months (they usually sell it named "Chicken").
Anyways, me and this dude were joking about it once, like with my opening remark, and things like,

"Delicious AND nutritious!"

"I love the taste of hot, juicy cock!"

"Nothing warms me up like downing some steaming cock!"

"I'm a man's man, but I gotta admit, when I get the urge for cock, nothing is gonna stop me!"

"When I'm in the mood for good cock, Jamaican is the best!"

[for those who don't know, Grace Brand is Jamaican, but at least what we get here is made in Canada. Their hot sauce actually IS hot, unlike most we see in basic supermarkets]

It is a conversation starter!

My mother use to sell hot sauces in markets as an extra gig. All the crazy brands. Plus like Blairs death chips. I was crazy back then. But that graces hot sauce was the perfect hot sauce if you wanted heat but not to suffer. Remember an East Indian coworker ordered one that was a million Scoville units because he loved the heat. Another coworker, a Jamaican that probably should have know better, checks it out. Few minutes later we hear screams from the bathroom. Like, a million Scovilles, dude. That's why you handle the bottle with care and wash hands after. Anyway, I can't handle the heavy stuff anymore.

Last year I got Yellowbird Habanero sauce from Amazon, and that will toast you pretty good, but with some flavor as well. The first ingredient is carrots, but I guess it only rounds it out, because it still clear your nose out. They have other flavors - I bought a pack with Sriracha and Serrano, but they're not as hot.

There's Mexican potato chips that unlike the sweet ones called hot we usually see, will set your guts a ablaze. Hot sauces too, natch, but my fave is Chipotle, which is a fuller taste and not as burning.

I have to eat with filling food otherwiase I start hickupping and my guts churn.

I order this Thai dick salad nearby that at normal heat is like chewing on a blow torch.
Problem is when you ask to make is slightly less hot, it's just not hot at all.

Thai dick salad???

I really appreciate you ruining Duck Salad for me that way, I truly do.

"On a registry? No problem! Come to Thailand!
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, but what happens in Thailand stays with you, because we don't care!"

You remember that scandal some years ago when a bunch of Aussie ambassadors and whatevs got busted in a big pedo ring? Who hired these people? Was it something on their resumes?

Wonder what you-know-who thinks of that in his way awesome place to live (as long as you're not a Malay child).

No worries! Thanks to you I'm never eating chicken again.

Not surprising. Ambassadors can kill without consequence ie drunk driving.

I hear their KFC's SUCK!

**g****, cock soup, spotted dick, and whole cocks in a can, the Brits can the weirdest shit.

Yeah, but a murder here n there is one thing, this was a whole bunch of molestors from Australia. Is this something that came up during a lunch meetup? At the water cooler? The staff New Year's party?

Remember, the important thing about Australia is that their Parliment's selection of their Prime Minister is more Democratic than our elections, they have universal healthcare (as the teeth of half the Mad Max characters are a testament to), and they can offer free sex changes to their 459 soldiers while they wait for another ANZAC military expedition, they haven't had a mass shooting since 1996, and if anyone needs some free labor, they can pluck some Aboriginals off the highway.

I guess the "everything in a can" is a holdover from the pre-refrigeration days of global exploration. Kinda like salt-curing and drying meats in parts of America. Spam and Polynesians.

They wrap fish in filthy newspaper lol but to be fair, north Euros eat alot of weird stuff.

I don't remember that specific event.

Don't care, still love Mad Max lol even if the KFC toilet cleaners are cucks. I wonder how their army is effective-wise? I know they were badass back in the day.

OH SNAP!!!!! hahaha, duck salad!

Too much cock soup for you!!!

Gary Glitter loved that.

Yeah, I saw that too, carrots, but it works. Weird tho. Yeah, chipolte probably is the tastiest.

It's a beautiful thing.

Yeah, I'm betting she actually thought that she'd be first lady by now. Had to settle for being the wife of a senator, secstate, and environmental czar (whatever the fudge that is).

Well, I'm sure she'll survive. Somehow.

making fun as if the product was fake*