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Don’t try to fit an actual M2 browning in your pocket |  boy’s pockets; girl’s pockets; An M2 Browing MG; gum wrapper from 2 hours ago; An iPhone 12; Wallet; Penny that fell from the wallet; Florida | image tagged in blank white template,funny,memes | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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31 ups, 1m,
17 replies
weak. I fit in texas, an entire COD |||: Black ops loadout, africa, my suitcase, and my iphone 47.
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15 ups, 1m,
3 replies
texas? i fit asia in my pocket.
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14 ups, 1m,
8 replies
LOL asia? i fit the entire world in my pocket
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15 ups, 1m,
2 replies
That's adorable. I have the entire observable universe in my backpocket
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13 ups, 1m,
4 replies
Pathetic. I have the entire f**king omniverse in just one of my pockets, and that's just the start.
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14 ups, 1m,
10 replies
Amateurs, I have the omnipresent 4th requiem universal timeline in my pocket.
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18 ups, 1m,
3 replies
I have ur mom in my pocket.
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8 ups, 1m,
4 replies
well I have all of your bad jokes in my pocket
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6 ups, 1m
was i supposed to take that offensively?
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6 ups, 1m,
3 replies
i can fit GOD in my pocket
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7 ups, 1m,
16 replies
Pathetic. I can fit EVERY SINGLE HATER OF TIKTOK and still have room for a 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 times more haters, and still have room for a DaBaby convertible and your mom, and ONLY 0.000000000001% of space has been taken up by ALL these stuff.
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12 ups, 1m
tic tok sucks
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5 ups, 1m
3 ups, 1m
sorry, but i fit the infinith demention in my pocket
3 ups, 1m
pathetic, i can fit all of that as well your mom, , trillions of universes, and everything to exist and that would not even take up 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% of my pocket
2 ups, 1m
2 ups, 1m
*has all of the above and a library in my pocket*
Actually, all of the times an extremely large number and then some, with enough space to put about (insert extremely unvelievable number) more in.
2 ups, 1m
Pathetic, I can fit every universe and alternate universe.
2 ups, 1m
you FAT DISGUSTING LITTLE PATHETIC BUGS, I CAN fit in TEN multiverses in my pocket and 1 billion universes that have the mass of 6 quintillion black holes and it only takes up 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 percent of my pocket B) oh also i can fit in 100 omniverses and omnipresents AND all the episodes of every anime and cartoon show and movie and pirated movies AND i can still fit 87456437853489584568546782476824674285527348957685678395765984675896548793869347689357365754867795369837547963574865836467853762983598297842897542984598732487532982572384752398457432985734298573287532498757934847928957742357224718941794123736934672953419534205405 planets in my pocket and i still have 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001
1 up, 1m
fools, i can fit a black hole in my smallest pocket
0 ups, 1m
i can fit a pocket in my pocket and still have pocket% of space left
0 ups, 4w
pathetic, i have 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 time more with 99.999999999% left
0 ups, 1m
HA WELL I CAN FIT ALL OF THAT PLUS EVERY SINGE FORM OF REALITY THE FABRIC OF TIME AND SPACE ALL THE MULTIVERSES AND X9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 of all of that and that's only 0.0000000000000000000000000000% of my poket space
0 ups, 1m
I can fit everything that you made up and anymore you do times any impossibly high number times that same number and can go up to that same number of exponents
0 ups, 1m
xd
0 ups, 1m
Funny, the claim of fitting god in your pocket is ultimate, because god IS EVERYTHING
0 ups, 1m
Forgot to mention, all of what i said is only (insert impossibly low number lower than your Cadillac) of the space in my watch pocket

So whos pathetic now
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0 ups, 1m
I can fit the entire bee movie script in my pocket, and we’re only at the beginning.
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0 ups, 1m,
3 replies
Pathetic, I can fit all ounces of matter in the universe in my smallest pocket, AND IM A GIRL
0 ups, 1m
says the one with an iPhone 1
0 ups, 1m
SO AM I.
(technically)
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3 ups, 1m,
5 replies
cuz yo mamma fatter than 83047192837401892370417293847123701489273048712893471890234891273847198237409172938741089378947123809748127348912370491728934091 universes
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3 ups, 1m,
8 replies
pathetic! I fit all of One Piece and Dragon Ball in my back pocket!
3 ups, 1m
you all are so pathetic. i can fit the entire multiversal plane in my pocket!
2 ups, 1m
Ha weak I can fit the entire multiverse with infinite space area in my pocket watch pocket
1 up, 1m
Haha i can fit a penny in my pocket
0 ups, 1m
You are all pathetic insects! I can fit ALL OF THAT COMBINED PLUS THE ENTIRE MARVEL AND DC UNIVERSES
0 ups, 1m
just bought some new pants, i can fit anything in my pocket, however big it is, and i pull out a wand and * ABRA KADABRA* your now wearing womens pants.
0 ups, 1m
I fit EVERY single thing said so far times 80 U^80U!
1 up, 1m
All of you are pathetic! I can fit the wikiverse from all dimensions wiki in my pocket, which is even bigger than the infinite capacity of BrokenDeviceScreen!
0 ups, 1m
I'm sorry but this guy wins.
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1 up, 1m
SHEEEEEEESH
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1 up, 1m
my man right here had a seizure on his keyboard
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1 up, 1m
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0 ups, 1m,
5 replies
you dad hit you so hard that 3743489184837486543456789034877467348
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0 ups, 1m
SmashMelee, you made a typo, you loose! good luck fixing you're typo when everyone can legit go after you cuz of the typo!
0 ups, 1m
Did you mean: "you're dad hit you so hard..." or continue searching with a typo SmashMelee64?
0 ups, 1m
when i found your account i just laughed because of the sheer amount of dead comments you made a while back, and im still laughing at you because my pocket can fit everything to the power of 97489827456237496592873648572368749568273465286348752639458792364876598364587239874569827346987263497625987364987526349875263498756287465982436958726349856289346598234678562347659872364857624396582734658792364857263874526394658792364873462897369826349857263865987346589674526983476528364587634987526387465289734689526348756298374659287634853987456982734658723964857263987456287346598234658723648756234879956872346958726438795623894765289736458726394862837426587923687456879568734658973469587236489753658972346598723649582738945623874652876879648736529634587263498752638745269873465298736458792364897562387945689723467582364879562398475629837465987236458792634987523987456982734658792638975607198074398217301273894071809237418920374172308947128937481920374908123748907230984712093748912734892374123412347823658973465879236538745623874659287364587236485936487256387456345352345, so goodbye
0 ups, 1m
Yes. I just typed to fast
0 ups, 1m
So? Do I care?
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1 up, 1m,
2 replies
Cry about it
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2 ups, 1m,
1 reply
You PATHETIC LITTLE DINGY RUNTS, I can literally fit EVERY single thing that has EVER existed into a pocket the size of an ATOM and still have 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% MORE SPACE LEFT.
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1 up, 1m
No u
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1 up, 1m,
1 reply
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0 ups, 1m
the f**k you sent the same image twice
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1 up, 1m,
1 reply
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1 up, 1m
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2 ups, 1m,
3 replies
I have the entire Five nights at freddys lore in my pockets
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0 ups, 1m,
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LOOK AT ME! I CAN FIT THE INFINITH DEMENTION IN MY POCKET! AND THAT ONLY TAKES UP 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
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1% OF MY POCKETS!
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0 ups, 1m
I can fit every thing that ever existed in one positive atom ball
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0 ups, 1m
This is our god
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0 ups, 1m
SCOTT COULD NEVER-
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1 up, 1m,
2 replies
Cute. I have the entire 4th dimension in my back pocket
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0 ups, 1m,
1 reply
all of you are being cute now, i just bought some new pants and i can fit the infinith demention in my pocket.
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0 ups, 1m
also epic boi, i can fit the infinith demention in my pocket now. ill take out a wand and * casts your pants to be a womens clothing* now you cant even fit your words into your pockets, unlike me, who fits the infinith demention.
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0 ups, 4w,
2 replies
Adorable. I have: Biggest Chungus, Your Mom, Heaven, Heck, The Octoquinquagintillionth dimension, The entire word for Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanocosis and Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia. Only fits 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% of my SHIRT pocket.
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0 ups, 4w
I also have the Universal Barrelplexplexianthenialarisian
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0 ups, 3w
your mom
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1 up, 1m
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0 ups, 1m
Puny being, I have the entire 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th, and 5th dimension in my pocket. Along with a snickers.
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0 ups, 1m
You absolute noobs, i can fit the entire space time continuum and the whole multiverse and beyond in my smallest pocket, and that's just the tip of the iceberg
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0 ups, 1m
I have the entire f**king multiverse in my pocket
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0 ups, 1m,
1 reply
I have the whole entire metaverse I’m my pocket, and that’s the smallest thing I have
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0 ups, 1m
The only thing that I can’t fit is a piece of lint
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0 ups, 1m,
1 reply
Haha, it's so funny seeing little kids argue about how many they can fit in their pocket, while I can fit the multiverse, universe, omniverse, tiktok haters, ur mom, obese americans, and the entire universal timeline
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0 ups, 1m,
1 reply
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0 ups, 1m,
2 replies
oh, also
I can fit the multiverse, universe, omniverse, tiktok haters, every obese american, stupidness in joe biden (political), the entire universal timeline, all parallel universes, every air in every lay chip bags diverted into moms, the interdimensional universe, 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th and 5th dimension, every letter in matpat's fnaf theory, every letter in the thanos beatbox, every letter in the passwords websites expect us to have, times you were wrong by one pixel in the captcha, and times you forgot your password in a website, just to name a few
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0 ups, 1m,
1 reply
I can fit cheetos in my pockets!
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0 ups, 4w,
1 reply
I can fit how long Minecraft existed without dying.
0 ups, 4w
I can fit every hashtag by a toxic roblox user that I roasted in my pocket
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0 ups, 1m
How cute I can fit the inter dimensional universe and all of the unobservable parallel universes in my pockets just to name a few,
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3 ups, 1m,
2 replies
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1 up, 1m
omg every girl tho
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1 up, 1m,
6 replies
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3 ups, 1m,
5 replies
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6 ups, 1m,
1 reply
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1 up, 1m
not if i call them first
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3 ups, 1m
LOL THAT MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD
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2 ups, 1m,
1 reply
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0 ups, 1m
lol
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2 ups, 1m,
2 replies
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2 ups, 1m,
4 replies
Its a joke about all that planned by yo momma
2 ups, 1m
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1 up, 1m,
1 reply
when i found your account i laughed so hard that a earthquake started at a magnitude of 7.0
0 ups, 1m
Lol, um... Thx:D
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0 ups, 1m
I think I just lost my last brain cell.
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2 ups, 1m,
1 reply
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2 ups, 1m,
3 replies
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2 ups, 1m,
1 reply
3 ups, 1m
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1 up, 1m,
4 replies
2 ups, 1m
...
2 ups, 1m
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0 ups, 1m
.
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1 up, 1m,
1 reply
yes
deal with it
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1 up, 1m,
1 reply
How?
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1 up, 1m
i bought them and then they shattered. stupid porclein pants
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1 up, 1m,
1 reply
You do not wear pants?
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0 ups, 1m
I- that's a joke dude
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1 up, 1m,
1 reply
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2 ups, 1m,
1 reply
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0 ups, 1m
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0 ups, 1m,
1 reply
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2 ups, 1m,
1 reply
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0 ups, 1m,
1 reply
0 ups, 1m
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1 up, 1m,
1 reply
You are all cute. I can fit yo fat mama in my pocket.
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0 ups, 1m
No f**king way you made a totally unique joke, and didn't at all copy my joke!!!!!!
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0 ups, 1m,
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5 ups, 1m
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5 ups, 1m,
1 reply
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4 ups, 1m,
1 reply
it was a tea party
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3 ups, 1m,
1 reply
They threw it off a ship!
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2 ups, 1m,
1 reply
Yellow submarine
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3 ups, 1m,
1 reply
Pornbot Detected!!
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7 ups, 1m
you're doin a good job :>
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2 ups, 1m,
1 reply
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0 ups, 1m
Lol
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0 ups, 1m
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0 ups, 1m,
2 replies
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5 ups, 1m
I am offering you to this website called Modsbansbots.org
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2 ups, 1m
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3 ups, 1m
if u fit the world in ur pocket then how come there hasn't been a black hole
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1 up, 1m,
1 reply
I GOT THE BLACK HOLE LOL
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1 up, 1m
this man can fit unlimited items
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0 ups, 1m
Bro I have Russia.
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0 ups, 1m,
1 reply
The whole world? I can fit mars in there
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1 up, 1m,
1 reply
did you know mars is smaller than earth? soo HA
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0 ups, 1m,
1 reply
Did you know that your iq is smaller than earth?
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1 up, 1m,
2 replies
earth size is 3,958.8 mi and mars size is 2,106.1 mi

the mass of the earth is 5.972 × 10^24 kg and mars mass is 6.39 × 10^23 kg
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1 up, 1m
it is true my IQ is smaller than earth but your IQ is smaller than a peanut
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1 up, 1m,
1 reply
Ok mr. know it all
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0 ups, 1m,
1 reply
I take that as a compliment
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0 ups, 1m,
3 replies
You really don't know what sarcasm is
0 ups, 1m
how do you detect a sarcasm in text explain
0 ups, 1m
if you were speaking yes but its text
0 ups, 1m
Even if it's text it's still sarcasm
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0 ups, 1m
the world? I can fit all of the universes
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0 ups, 1m
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0 ups, 1m,
1 reply
PATHETiC BUGS! I HAVE FITTED EVERY BLOCK ON MY INVENTORY IN MINECRAFT! BEAT THAT!
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0 ups, 1m,
1 reply
I can fit every single block, item, weapon, piece of furniture, and consumable on every planet in every single Starbound universe in my pocket.
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0 ups, 1m,
1 reply
I can fit the Space-Time Continuum in my pocket
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0 ups, 1m,
1 reply
Only one?
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0 ups, 1m,
1 reply
Uh a few moles of them
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0 ups, 1m
(Measurement)
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0 ups, 1m,
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0 ups, 1m
PORNBOT ALERT!
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0 ups, 1m
RACIST BOT ALERT!
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0 ups, 1m,
1 reply
lol who tf you even talking to
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0 ups, 1m,
2 replies
It's a pornbot, they smap porn links everywhere.
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0 ups, 1m
*spam
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0 ups, 1m,
2 replies
that aint even a link
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0 ups, 1m,
1 reply
You would have to copy and paste it.
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0 ups, 1m,
1 reply
ik i did
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3 ups, 1m,
1 reply
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0 ups, 1m,
1 reply
bro calm down it didn't work so immature
0 ups, 1m
.
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0 ups, 1m,
2 replies
I looked at their profile and 4 of their comments where that exact same thing as they posted here
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0 ups, 1m
Exactly
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0 ups, 1m,
1 reply
ik
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0 ups, 1m,
3 replies
Now they deleted their profile
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1 up, 1m
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0 ups, 1m
huh
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0 ups, 1m
Congrats soldier’s the thot is gone
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3 ups, 1m
How pathetic, I can fit every timeline in every 9th dimension, 420th dimension, and 69th dimension, and including all the numbers in ∞.
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2 ups, 1m
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1 up, 1m,
1 reply
i do all that and a wallet
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2 ups, 1m,
1 reply
nice.
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2 ups, 1m,
2 replies
sometimes when i go into something special I put a mi a2 abrams tank in there
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4 ups, 1m,
1 reply
And a Cheytac M200 Intervention Sniper in my left.
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2 ups, 1m,
1 reply
DONT FORGOT THE ENTIRE US NAVY
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2 ups, 1m,
2 replies
man i have the entire arsenal of weapons and jets, and carriers in my pocket.
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2 ups, 1m
lmao i do that x2
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1 up, 1m,
2 replies
bro I have the entire Soviet Union in my pocket.
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0 ups, 1m,
1 reply
bro I have the vessel of reality of the universe in my pocket
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0 ups, 1m,
1 reply
Bro I have the 4th timeline parallel universal omnipresent-critical.
0 ups, 1m
Bro I have Thanos wearing infinity gauntlet with all infinity stones in my pocket.
So basically whole infinity war is going on in my pocket
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0 ups, 1m
lol i am the embodiment of stalin
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1 up, 1m,
1 reply
Universe in pocket
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1 up, 1m,
6 replies
Heresy weaklings. I fitted everything in the universe from Earth to the Milky Way and that to all the galaxies and the whole universe bwhahahahsaa
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3 ups, 1m,
1 reply
well i fit your mom
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3 ups, 1m
My god, what a roast!
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2 ups, 1m
The universe? Pathetic.
My pocket can fit all universes...
All multiverses...
All timelines, all realities...
All omniverses, all omnispheres...
Every last Plane of Existence, and everything in between...
And all of Nonexistence as well...
The Heavens, the Hells, every single pocket dimension and quantum reality...
All of it fits, with room to spare.
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1 up, 1m,
1 reply
bro i can fit COD Warzone in my pocket wdym
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0 ups, 1m
Heresy
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1 up, 1m,
1 reply
i fit the entire omniverse in my pocket as well as every alternate timeline
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0 ups, 1m,
3 replies
I shall fit parallel,Omni,timelines, the heavens itself, and my watermelon jelly pack.
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0 ups, 1m,
1 reply
please i fit all that times two plus the fnaf lore
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0 ups, 1m,
2 replies
I can fit all of that times three! And fang lore AND overwatch lore
0 ups, 1m
you win
0 ups, 1m
Mwhaa ha haasa
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0 ups, 1m,
1 reply
:o and a watermelon jelly pack? wow
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0 ups, 1m,
1 reply
Hahaha
0 ups, 1m
well i can fit all that AND a dababy convertible
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0 ups, 1m,
1 reply
I hold all of that, plus what’s below us
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0 ups, 1m
I can hold everything in existence
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1 up, 1m,
2 replies
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1 up, 1m,
1 reply
no, he doesn't.
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1 up, 1m,
1 reply
Pathetic. I can fit EVERY SINGLE HATER OF TIKTOK and still have room for a 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 times more haters, and still have room for a DaBaby convertible and your mom, and ONLY 0.000000000001% of space has been taken up by ALL these stuff.
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0 ups, 1m
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0 ups, 1m
Pathetic
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0 ups, 1m
Bro, that's what universe include.
So you both are at par
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1 up, 1m
Weak. I can fit Russia in my pockets!
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1 up, 1m
Wow you're the only comment here before the show more comments button
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1 up, 1m
I have the rains that were blessed down in Africa in my pocket. Weakling.
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1 up, 1m
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1 up, 1m,
1 reply
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1 up, 1m
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1 up, 1m
Longest comment stream ever?!
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0 ups, 1m,
1 reply
I can fit every Undertale AU, Every tiktok hater, ever furry hater, every furry, every gamer, every sans fangirl, every peice of rule 34, every meme, every atom and every Omniverse I'm my pocket and I could still fit Joe mama in there googolplex times. Beat that
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0 ups, 1m,
2 replies
Plus 69,240 DaBaby convertibles
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0 ups, 1m,
1 reply
69,420*
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1 up, 1m
Yes sorry ʕ◑ᴥ◐ʔ
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0 ups, 18h
I fit all that times 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 times that.
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0 ups, 1m
Ha that's nothing I fit the galaxy
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0 ups, 1m
Texas? Please. I fit the entire USA.
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0 ups, 1m,
1 reply
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1 up, 1m,
1 reply
And she played God in Dogma
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0 ups, 1m,
1 reply
I'm surprised anybody on this site's even seen that movie.
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1 up, 1m,
1 reply
Yeah, there’s a lot of kiddos here. I could be a parent to most here.
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Possibly. I'm one of the more mature members on this site, so whatever you've got to say, chances are I'll know what you mean.

Also, I will say that Clerks was a pretty good movie, but of Kevin Smith's movies, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back is my all-tile favorite.
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I fit gods knowledge in my pocket
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i fit the whole world in my back pocket
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AND A MINIGUN
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