Don’t try to fit an actual M2 browning in your pocket

weak. I fit in texas, an entire COD |||: Black ops loadout, africa, my suitcase, and my iphone 47.

texas? i fit asia in my pocket.

LOL asia? i fit the entire world in my pocket

That's adorable. I have the entire observable universe in my backpocket

Pathetic. I have the entire f**king omniverse in just one of my pockets, and that's just the start.

Amateurs, I have the omnipresent 4th requiem universal timeline in my pocket.

I have ur mom in my pocket.

well I have all of your bad jokes in my pocket

i can fit GOD in my pocket

Pathetic. I can fit EVERY SINGLE HATER OF TIKTOK and still have room for a 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 times more haters, and still have room for a DaBaby convertible and your mom, and ONLY 0.000000000001% of space has been taken up by ALL these stuff.

tic tok sucks

sorry, but i fit the infinith demention in my pocket

pathetic, i can fit all of that as well your mom, , trillions of universes, and everything to exist and that would not even take up 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% of my pocket

*has all of the above and a library in my pocket*
Actually, all of the times an extremely large number and then some, with enough space to put about (insert extremely unvelievable number) more in.

fools, i can fit a black hole in my smallest pocket

Pathetic, I can fit every universe and alternate universe.

i can fit a pocket in my pocket and still have pocket% of space left

you FAT DISGUSTING LITTLE PATHETIC BUGS, I CAN fit in TEN multiverses in my pocket and 1 billion universes that have the mass of 6 quintillion black holes and it only takes up 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 percent of my pocket B) oh also i can fit in 100 omniverses and omnipresents AND all the episodes of every anime and cartoon show and movie and pirated movies AND i can still fit 87456437853489584568546782476824674285527348957685678395765984675896548793869347689357365754867795369837547963574865836467853762983598297842897542984598732487532982572384752398457432985734298573287532498757934847928957742357224718941794123736934672953419534205405 planets in my pocket and i still have 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001

pathetic, i have 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 time more with 99.999999999% left

HA WELL I CAN FIT ALL OF THAT PLUS EVERY SINGE FORM OF REALITY THE FABRIC OF TIME AND SPACE ALL THE MULTIVERSES AND X9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 of all of that and that's only 0.0000000000000000000000000000% of my poket space

pathetic. i can fit 100 gods on my pocket

Funny, the claim of fitting god in your pocket is ultimate, because god IS EVERYTHING

Bro I have god the entire universe every TikTok every YouTube video and channel and comment and more

me who can fit everyone elses pocket in my pocket and still have room for all comments about how big your pocket is

I can fit everything that you made up and anymore you do times any impossibly high number times that same number and can go up to that same number of exponents

My pants don’t have pockets but they do have a little hole witch thus means that it is exposed to everything soooo technically in these pants I have an ∞ amount of space beat that nerds

xd

Forgot to mention, all of what i said is only (insert impossibly low number lower than your Cadillac) of the space in my watch pocket

So whos pathetic now

I just got back with my new pair of jeans, and I can fit all of your pathetic items in my packpocket.

AMEN. TIK TOK IS LITERALLY BRAINWASHING

When You Have я̵͇̮̞̣͍̯̤͐͋̃͆̃̎.̵̖͖̺̼̼̟̈̓͑t̴̗̯̥͔̲͚̟̄͂̊̋͗̆̓̒͐ͅ.̷̛͈̻̈͂͂̀̅̎͌͠�̴̣̗͎̠̓͌̌͜�̵̺̖̟͍͇̺́̑ͅ.̸̧̹̟̩̟͉̦̿ꟻ̷̢̲̦̰͙̭̲̺̟̐̉̈̂͛̀.̶̺̠͚̠̭̇̏̍̈̂̂͠ǝ̸͚͔̰͙̖͛͆.̸͇͖͓̩̣͌̆̉͌͆͒̊͆̆͝Ṭ̸̨̞͎̥̻̫̫̌̇̃̇̀̉.̵̤̘̣̣̠͔͍́̈́̀̂t̷̲̊͛̑̍̌̎̚͘.̵̨͕̜̪̖̾̚ǝ̵̨͉̻̭͕͓̋́͂͜.̷̢̨̬̮̺̤̰̍�̴̳͎͈̟͓̝̱̾̓̄̾͛́͝͝�̶̲̝̩̳̩̜͓͕̒͌.̴̛̳͉͇̰͍͎͕̒͗̍͐Ｔ̷̩̜̐́̃̿̎͋̿̕͠ Space In Your Pocket
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I can fit the entire bee movie script in my pocket, and we’re only at the beginning.

Pathetic, I can fit all ounces of matter in the universe in my smallest pocket, AND IM A GIRL

0_0

SO AM I.
(technically)

says the one with an iPhone 1

I can fit your smallest pocket in my pocket, times the number of pockets filled since the beginning of time in all alternate realities, comic book realities and every other reality. All that times the surface area the above taken to the power of said surface area would equate to 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 x 10^-99.999999999999999999999999999999999999% of my pocket being filled. And all that fit into my sister's pocket, which is 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 x 10^-99.999999999999999999999999999999999999% of your pocket.

Boom.

was i supposed to take that offensively?

cuz yo mamma fatter than 83047192837401892370417293847123701489273048712893471890234891273847198237409172938741089378947123809748127348912370491728934091 universes

pathetic! I fit all of One Piece and Dragon Ball in my back pocket!

you all are so pathetic. i can fit the entire multiversal plane in my pocket!

Ha weak I can fit the entire multiverse with infinite space area in my pocket watch pocket

Haha i can fit a penny in my pocket

You are all pathetic insects! I can fit ALL OF THAT COMBINED PLUS THE ENTIRE MARVEL AND DC UNIVERSES

just bought some new pants, i can fit anything in my pocket, however big it is, and i pull out a wand and * ABRA KADABRA* your now wearing womens pants.

I fit EVERY single thing said so far times 80 U^80U!

All of you are pathetic! I can fit the wikiverse from all dimensions wiki in my pocket, which is even bigger than the infinite capacity of BrokenDeviceScreen!

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How funny. I fit the entire Anti-Anime Assocation in mine.

I'm sorry but this guy wins.

whitty

SHEEEEEEESH

my man right here had a seizure on his keyboard

you dad hit you so hard that 3743489184837486543456789034877467348
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SmashMelee, you made a typo, you loose! good luck fixing you're typo when everyone can legit go after you cuz of the typo!

Did you mean: "you're dad hit you so hard..." or continue searching with a typo SmashMelee64?

when i found your account i just laughed because of the sheer amount of dead comments you made a while back, and im still laughing at you because my pocket can fit everything to the power of 97489827456237496592873648572368749568273465286348752639458792364876598364587239874569827346987263497625987364987526349875263498756287465982436958726349856289346598234678562347659872364857624396582734658792364857263874526394658792364873462897369826349857263865987346589674526983476528364587634987526387465289734689526348756298374659287634853987456982734658723964857263987456287346598234658723648756234879956872346958726438795623894765289736458726394862837426587923687456879568734658973469587236489753658972346598723649582738945623874652876879648736529634587263498752638745269873465298736458792364897562387945689723467582364879562398475629837465987236458792634987523987456982734658792638975607198074398217301273894071809237418920374172308947128937481920374908123748907230984712093748912734892374123412347823658973465879236538745623874659287364587236485936487256387456345352345, so goodbye

Yes. I just typed to fast

So? Do I care?

Cry about it

You PATHETIC LITTLE DINGY RUNTS, I can literally fit EVERY single thing that has EVER existed into a pocket the size of an ATOM and still have 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% MORE SPACE LEFT.

No u

the f**k you sent the same image twice

I have the entire Five nights at freddys lore in my pockets

LOOK AT ME! I CAN FIT THE INFINITH DEMENTION IN MY POCKET! AND THAT ONLY TAKES UP 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
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1% OF MY POCKETS!

I can fit every thing that ever existed in one positive atom ball

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This is our god

SCOTT COULD NEVER-

Cute. I have the entire 4th dimension in my back pocket

all of you are being cute now, i just bought some new pants and i can fit the infinith demention in my pocket.

also epic boi, i can fit the infinith demention in my pocket now. ill take out a wand and * casts your pants to be a womens clothing* now you cant even fit your words into your pockets, unlike me, who fits the infinith demention.

Adorable. I have: Biggest Chungus, Your Mom, Heaven, Heck, The Octoquinquagintillionth dimension, The entire word for Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanocosis and Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia. Only fits 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% of my SHIRT pocket.

I also have the Universal Barrelplexplexianthenialarisian

your mom

yOuR mOm!q1!!!

Haha, it's so funny seeing little kids argue about how many they can fit in their pocket, while I can fit the multiverse, universe, omniverse, tiktok haters, ur mom, obese americans, and the entire universal timeline

oh, also
I can fit the multiverse, universe, omniverse, tiktok haters, every obese american, stupidness in joe biden (political), the entire universal timeline, all parallel universes, every air in every lay chip bags diverted into moms, the interdimensional universe, 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th and 5th dimension, every letter in matpat's fnaf theory, every letter in the thanos beatbox, every letter in the passwords websites expect us to have, times you were wrong by one pixel in the captcha, and times you forgot your password in a website, just to name a few

I can fit cheetos in my pockets!

same

I can fit how long Minecraft existed without dying.

I can fit every hashtag by a toxic roblox user that I roasted in my pocket

ha I can not only deep fry water but also cook minute minute rice in 58 seconds

I fry snow.

this is f**king 7 months agof

Puny being, I have the entire 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th, and 5th dimension in my pocket. Along with a snickers.

You absolute noobs, i can fit the entire space time continuum and the whole multiverse and beyond in my smallest pocket, and that's just the tip of the iceberg

I have the entire f**king multiverse in my pocket

I have the whole entire metaverse I’m my pocket, and that’s the smallest thing I have

The only thing that I can’t fit is a piece of lint

How cute I can fit the inter dimensional universe and all of the unobservable parallel universes in my pockets just to name a few,

FOOLS ALL OF YOU... i can fit time space existance reality electric energy thermal energy wind energy rising energy kinetic energy the force of good and evil. and even cringy memes and good well crafted memes alike

You simply puny crap... I fit shaggy with all of his power and even the length of a roleplay name in each roleplay game in Roblox...

[insert fear]

omg every girl tho

not if i call them first

LOL THAT MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD

lol

Its a joke about all that planned by yo momma

when i found your account i laughed so hard that a earthquake started at a magnitude of 7.0

Lol, um... Thx:D

I think I just lost my last brain cell.

...

.

yes
deal with it

How?

i bought them and then they shattered. stupid porclein pants

You do not wear pants?

I- that's a joke dude

You are all cute. I can fit yo fat mama in my pocket.

No f**king way you made a totally unique joke, and didn't at all copy my joke!!!!!!

it was a tea party

They threw it off a ship!

Yellow submarine

Pornbot Detected!!

you're doin a good job :>

Lol

I am offering you to this website called Modsbansbots.org

if u fit the world in ur pocket then how come there hasn't been a black hole

I GOT THE BLACK HOLE LOL

this man can fit unlimited items

Bro I have Russia.

LOL I fit the whole Universe in my pocket

LOL the entire world? I can fit the entire observable universe!

The whole world? I can fit mars in there

did you know mars is smaller than earth? soo HA

Did you know that your iq is smaller than earth?

earth size is 3,958.8 mi and mars size is 2,106.1 mi

the mass of the earth is 5.972 × 10^24 kg and mars mass is 6.39 × 10^23 kg

it is true my IQ is smaller than earth but your IQ is smaller than a peanut

Ok mr. know it all

I take that as a compliment

You really don't know what sarcasm is

how do you detect a sarcasm in text explain

if you were speaking yes but its text

Even if it's text it's still sarcasm

the world? I can fit all of the universes

PATHETiC BUGS! I HAVE FITTED EVERY BLOCK ON MY INVENTORY IN MINECRAFT! BEAT THAT!

I can fit every single block, item, weapon, piece of furniture, and consumable on every planet in every single Starbound universe in my pocket.

I can fit the Space-Time Continuum in my pocket

Only one?

Uh a few moles of them

(Measurement)

PORNBOT ALERT!

RACIST BOT ALERT!

lol who tf you even talking to

It's a pornbot, they smap porn links everywhere.

*spam

that aint even a link

You would have to copy and paste it.

ik i did

bro calm down it didn't work so immature

.

I looked at their profile and 4 of their comments where that exact same thing as they posted here

Exactly

ik

Now they deleted their profile

huh

Congrats soldier’s the thot is gone

How pathetic, I can fit every timeline in every 9th dimension, 420th dimension, and 69th dimension, and including all the numbers in ∞.

i do all that and a wallet

nice.

sometimes when i go into something special I put a mi a2 abrams tank in there

And a Cheytac M200 Intervention Sniper in my left.

DONT FORGOT THE ENTIRE US NAVY

man i have the entire arsenal of weapons and jets, and carriers in my pocket.

lmao i do that x2

bro I have the entire Soviet Union in my pocket.

bro I have the vessel of reality of the universe in my pocket

Bro I have the 4th timeline parallel universal omnipresent-critical.

Bro I have Thanos wearing infinity gauntlet with all infinity stones in my pocket.
So basically whole infinity war is going on in my pocket

lol i am the embodiment of stalin

Universe in pocket

Heresy weaklings. I fitted everything in the universe from Earth to the Milky Way and that to all the galaxies and the whole universe bwhahahahsaa

well i fit your mom

My god, what a roast!

The universe? Pathetic.
My pocket can fit all universes...
All multiverses...
All timelines, all realities...
All omniverses, all omnispheres...
Every last Plane of Existence, and everything in between...
And all of Nonexistence as well...
The Heavens, the Hells, every single pocket dimension and quantum reality...
All of it fits, with room to spare.

bro i can fit COD Warzone in my pocket wdym

Heresy

i fit the entire omniverse in my pocket as well as every alternate timeline

I shall fit parallel,Omni,timelines, the heavens itself, and my watermelon jelly pack.

please i fit all that times two plus the fnaf lore

I can fit all of that times three! And fang lore AND overwatch lore

you win

Mwhaa ha haasa

:o and a watermelon jelly pack? wow

Hahaha

well i can fit all that AND a dababy convertible

I hold all of that, plus what’s below us

I can hold everything in existence

no, he doesn't.

Pathetic. I can fit EVERY SINGLE HATER OF TIKTOK and still have room for a 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 times more haters, and still have room for a DaBaby convertible and your mom, and ONLY 0.000000000001% of space has been taken up by ALL these stuff.

Pathetic

Bro, that's what universe include.
So you both are at par

Weak. I can fit Russia in my pockets!

Wow you're the only comment here before the show more comments button

I have the rains that were blessed down in Africa in my pocket. Weakling.

Longest comment stream ever?!

I can fit every Undertale AU, Every tiktok hater, ever furry hater, every furry, every gamer, every sans fangirl, every peice of rule 34, every meme, every atom and every Omniverse I'm my pocket and I could still fit Joe mama in there googolplex times. Beat that

Plus 69,240 DaBaby convertibles

69,420*

Yes sorry ʕ◑ᴥ◐ʔ

I fit all that times 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 times that.

I fit that times googolplex

Googoplex ha I fit it time marioplex

Ha that's nothing I fit the galaxy

Texas? Please. I fit the entire USA.

I have existence in my left pocket

Rly? I fit Crossroads in my pocket. And I'll still fit the void reavers in.

And she played God in Dogma

I'm surprised anybody on this site's even seen that movie.

Yeah, there’s a lot of kiddos here. I could be a parent to most here.

Possibly. I'm one of the more mature members on this site, so whatever you've got to say, chances are I'll know what you mean.

Also, I will say that Clerks was a pretty good movie, but of Kevin Smith's movies, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back is my all-tile favorite.

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I fit gods knowledge in my pocket

lol. i can fit everybody that has ever asked in my back pocket

i fit the whole world in my back pocket

AND A MINIGUN

This got so popular in 7 minutes

Pathetic. I fit time & reality in my pocket.